1 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:31,160 'Neither black nor white, so they say,' 2 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:35,160 'Hue of our love, is in shades of grey!' 3 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,400 'Times have changed, so has love's trait' 4 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,400 'Old fashioned love stories, need an update' 5 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:08,800 'This bundled playful love Spices roving romantic flavour' 6 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:14,600 'This bundled playful love Is now called a mutual favour' 7 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:19,680 'This bundled playful love...' 8 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:25,600 'If we ever err to hurt another' 9 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:30,240 'Apologies wouldn't be needed' 10 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:42,000 'Blooming love shall be acceded Colours shall blossom unheeded !' 11 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,000 'Outsoaring love shall breathe !' 12 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:18,000 'Logic isn't her cup of tea Calm and restful she'll never be' 13 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:31,040 'Her heart sways, havocs wreak Newer tantrums as we speak' 14 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:37,000 'It's an unsettled craze,' 15 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:41,000 'Mood of our love unabashed in it's ways!' 16 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:57,080 'This bundled playful love Spices roving romantic flavour' 17 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:02,920 'This bundled playful love Is now called a mutual favour' 18 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:08,000 'This bundled playful love...' 19 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:13,800 'When our tug of war, is of sweetest flair' 20 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,480 'The tangy flavour, seeps in your care !' 21 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,480 'Blooming love shall be acceded' 22 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,160 'Colours shall blossom unheeded !' 23 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:36,160 'Blooming love shall be acceded' 24 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,160 'Colours shall blossom unheeded !' 25 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,240 Let me show you! 26 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,560 Do you think I forgot? 27 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,320 This is how it's done! 28 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:11,240 'Hue of our love, is in shades of grey!' 29 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:17,480 'Hue of our love, is in shades of grey!' 30 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,920 '"HUSBAND MATERIAL"' 31 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,840 Rumi. 32 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,840 Rumi! 33 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:29,680 Like this... 34 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,320 ...and fold here. 35 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,240 Rumi! 36 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,160 Open the door. 37 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,280 - Rumi! Open the -O Dear Lord! 38 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,880 Stop banging the door. 39 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,640 You just sit there to sunbathe! 40 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,120 Didn't you see them sneak inside? 41 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,320 Let it be, mom! 42 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,320 Don't get me riled up! Come here! 43 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,840 Are you guys deaf? Open the damn door! 44 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,000 Damn this old age! 45 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:55,880 See! 46 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,000 The door isn't just latched, it's blocked by a chair! 47 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,160 It's that Sandhu's son from next door. 48 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,000 He's been terrace-hopping for a year! 49 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,160 Making fools of us! But not today! 50 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,280 But, child... 51 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,080 ...she told me she'd be practicing her dance routine. 52 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,240 Or maybe the door is swollen! 53 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,080 Yeah right! No rain, nor sleet. 54 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,240 So how did the door swell up? 55 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,160 Because it's old and worn out. 56 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,040 Call.. - No one is calling anyone! 57 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,000 You better move aside! Today, I'm going to catch them red-handed. 58 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,160 Move aside both of you! 59 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,560 Rumi! 60 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,160 What are you doing? 61 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,120 One 62 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,840 Two. 63 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,880 Stop, you...! 64 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:30,480 Wait... 65 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,240 There you go! Didn't I tell you? 66 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,240 This peacock sneaks in every day! 67 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,000 "Save yourself." 68 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,000 "Escape now." 69 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,360 "You heartthrob." 70 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,040 "Watch out." 71 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,480 Your t-shirt is inside-out. 72 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,320 "Listen." 73 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,000 "Do as it is said." 74 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,400 "Do as it is said." 75 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,400 "This youth.." 76 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,080 "..is to be blamed." 77 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,880 'Hey, mom! Did you hear?' 78 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,840 'That girl next door girl, eloped with her boyfriend...' 79 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,640 '...and had a love-marriage!' 80 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:08,680 'But then, within a month...' 81 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,280 '...he dumped her for another girl!' 82 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,640 'There's no guarantee of love in love-marriages.' 83 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,000 I should leave now. 84 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,160 'But we guarantee love in arranged-marriages!' 85 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,000 Leave like a gentleman. 86 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,120 Through the front door. 87 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,280 Call today Shaadi-Waadi.com. 88 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:23,760 And our next song for our young friends. 89 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,000 'This next song goes out to all the young lovers!' 90 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,000 'Who want "Fyaar" over love.' 91 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,080 'F for Fyaar!' 92 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,080 F for Fyaar. 93 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,160 F for Fyaar. 94 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,240 So what! 95 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,240 F for Fyaar. 96 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,400 "Love is life." 97 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,240 Walk! - "Love is happiness." 98 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,000 "There's nothing without love." 99 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,480 "Love is permanent." 100 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,480 "There's nothing without love." 101 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,000 "Love is punishment." 102 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,720 "Love is fun." 103 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,040 "There's nothing without love." 104 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,640 Oye! Vicky! 105 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,000 Bike is parked on the other side! Should I bring it around? 106 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:26,880 Hello, uncle! 107 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,760 Tell him to bring your bike to the front! 108 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:30,840 "There's nothing without love." 109 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,000 Hello, grandfather! 110 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,800 Bring my bike to the front! 111 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:36,480 Umm... 112 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,600 The shop front? Or the statue front? 113 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,600 Okay! 114 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,800 Don't let me see you here again! 115 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,000 We're a hockey family! 116 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,000 We play off-the-field as well. 117 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,040 They've setup a court downstairs. 118 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:08,040 Your case should be heard any moment. 119 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,320 'Dad! Rumi's affair...' 120 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,160 '...is hurting our reputation!' 121 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,480 Rumi! Come down! 122 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,680 'She doesn't listen to us!' 123 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,080 'She only listens to you!' 124 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,000 Rumi! 125 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,120 Come down! 126 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,680 She's screwed this time! 127 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,120 Rumi? 128 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,760 Rumi, mom's coming upstairs. 129 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,160 They're going to beat the shit out of you! 130 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,000 You'll be screwed if they catch you again! 131 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,680 Please come out! 132 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,760 If my aunt catches us again, she's going to kill you! 133 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:49,240 That doesn't scare me! 134 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,240 Please leave! I promise twice the 'fyaar' next time! 135 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,160 You are just ...! 136 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,000 Rumi! What are you upto? 137 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,840 Not those dumbbells again! - 30. 138 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,880 I've called out to you so many times! - 31. 139 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,680 Her parents would've been ashamed if they were alive today. 140 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,480 The entire town is talking about these two. 141 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,760 They are the only weirdos here. 142 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,760 That peacock! And our Red Fairy! 143 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,320 Who'll want to marry into a dishonored family? 144 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,880 I have a daughter too! 145 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,320 Kimmy! Calm down. 146 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,680 She also made her quit hockey. 147 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,760 She'd be playing Nationals by now. 148 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,320 I had to pull this information out of Kiran ... 149 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:35,480 ...that she ran away from the national camp with him. 150 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,160 Enough! It's time to get her married. 151 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,640 Alright. 152 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,760 Let's call the wedding agent. 153 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,120 To find Rumi an alliance. 154 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,120 I'm only going to marry Vicky! 155 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,240 I won't even offer a cup of tea to anyone else. 156 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,160 He isn't interested in marrying you. 157 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,080 If he was, he wouldn't come through the terrace! 158 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,320 What else can he do! 159 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,400 You're always guarding the door. 160 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,880 Even a cat can't sneak inside, let alone a human! 161 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,000 Shut up for a minute! 162 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:11,120 Will his family come with a marriage proposal for you? 163 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,840 And if he doesn't ... 164 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:19,240 ...then the wedding agent will find you a groom. 165 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,080 If Vicky doesn't come tomorrow to meet you ... 166 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,360 ...then I'll marry the first idiot you find me! 167 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,000 And I didn't quit Hockey for him. 168 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,600 Some conservatives killed a woman hockey player. 169 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,600 That's why! 170 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,800 What are you thinking? 171 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,880 If my mom and dad were alive ... 172 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,120 ...your mom wouldn't dare talk down to me like this. 173 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,400 It's all luck! 174 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,600 All these DJs making it to the billboards! 175 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,560 All you need is that one chartbuster. 176 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,400 And I'll be playing to packed stadiums and earning billions! 177 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,400 Check this out. 178 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,840 Cut. 179 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,160 No, dude! It needs to be ... 180 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,720 It needs to be more ...! 181 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:51,480 More... 182 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,560 I can't get over this fever. 183 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,680 F for Fyaar. 184 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,480 I want love. 185 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,160 Get ready now. 186 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,160 Don't make excuses. 187 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,400 My car's parked outside. We'll escape. 188 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,400 You are hot. 189 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:23,280 F for Fyaar. 190 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,280 F for Fyaar. 191 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,040 Hey... 192 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,800 Hey! Rumi! 193 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,480 Will you marry me? 194 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,840 Why not? 195 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,240 Only a fool would say no to you! 196 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,120 I don't want to marry anyone else. 197 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,640 Will you marry me? 198 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,920 Of course, I will! 199 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:44,760 Okay. 200 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,800 Get your dad to talk to my grandfather, tomorrow! 201 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,120 My dad? 202 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,600 Of course! Who else? 203 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,800 Tomorrow? 204 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,840 Yeah. 205 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,320 What's up? 206 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,160 But dad might be ... 207 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,160 That's alright. Bring your mom then. 208 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,800 You can jump over terraces for 'Fyaar'. 209 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,000 You can take a beating for it. 210 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,840 But you can't ask for my hand in marriage?! 211 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,160 But, Rumi! 212 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,480 This is so sudden - Yeah, it's sudden 213 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,840 I've given my word that you'll come with a proposal. 214 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,320 And that if you don't turn up ... 215 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,400 ...I'll marry the first idiot they choose for me! 216 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:25,080 What! 217 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,160 You know I've never gone back on my word. 218 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,760 Now you decide. 219 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,040 And listen! 220 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,560 Call me only if you're coming tomorrow! 221 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,680 If not ... delete my number! 222 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,680 Hey... 223 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,160 Yonex is a brand for racquets. 224 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,000 Jonex is a brand for hockey sticks. 225 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,680 Don't mix "Y" with "J"! 226 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,160 J for Jalandar. 227 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,360 And the best brand for hockey is '"Rakshak"'. 228 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,640 But isn't Yonex the best international brand for hockey? 229 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,040 It's famous worldwide. 230 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,280 You're mixing "Y" and "J" again. 231 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,320 I've told you a million times already. 232 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,560 Best brands for hockey are Jonex and Vampire. 233 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,760 Quit hockey! Go play cricket! 234 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,000 Quit sports and do yoga! 235 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,040 What? 236 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,040 Are you coming home? 237 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,760 Rumi! Atleast hear me out! 238 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,360 Die! 239 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,800 Rumi. 240 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,080 What did I get into! 241 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,880 Your attitude will cost us this business! 242 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,800 Save your business! I'll go. 243 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,800 I'm going to take a walk. I'll be back soon. 244 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,160 Sorry, madam. 245 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,240 Add more spice! 246 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,480 I've been eating here for years. 247 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,760 And you still don't know my taste! 248 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,000 If I make it spicier, your mouth will be on fire. 249 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,000 I want that fire! 250 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,000 I want to burn down your shop. I'm a dragon! 251 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,480 Rumi. 252 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,160 I'm not ready for marriage! 253 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,240 I need time. 254 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,240 I've just started as a DJ.. 255 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,280 - You don't need time when you're aroused. 256 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,320 You fire your gun in under a minute. 257 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,760 You should join the army! 258 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,000 Atleast you'll be useful to the country! 259 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,640 Get lost! - What is this nonsense? 260 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:40,560 You know I love you! 261 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,640 If you did, you'd come home to talk. 262 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,480 But we never wanted marriage! 263 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,480 But I have to now! 264 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,480 You can't decide for both of us! 265 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,240 That's why ...I'm not holding you at gunpoint! 266 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,080 I was confident of your love, is why I gave my word... 267 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,000 ...that you'll marry me. 268 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,800 If we hadn't been caught, I wouldn't have insisted. 269 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,000 But we did get caught. 270 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,160 That's why I need you to bail me out! 271 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,680 Before I get a life-sentence with someone else. 272 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,080 I don't get it! 273 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,800 You never get it. Dumb idiot! 274 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:04,880 You're being unfair to me! 275 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh and you're not? Get lost! 276 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,160 I won't! 277 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,640 Leave or I'll send you home in a wheelchair! 278 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,360 I won't budge until you talk some sense! 279 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840 As you wish! 280 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,560 What the...! - We've a thief in the shop! 281 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:17,880 What are you doing? 282 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,240 Who is it? 283 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,400 Don't you mess with me! 284 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,480 Get lost. 285 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,080 Rummi. 286 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,080 Hello, uncle! 287 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400 I'll marry... 288 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,760 ...whoever you chose! 289 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,400 This one! 290 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,040 So you've short-listed three girls. 291 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:22,920 Yes. 292 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,920 It's a best of three then. 293 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,880 Sadly you can marry only one of them. 294 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,680 Yes. 295 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,160 Say hello to my missus. 296 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,920 Ours was an arranged marriage too. 297 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,040 Yeah, he had a sweet shop ... 298 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,880 Fed sweets to my parents and now I'm stuck! 299 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,240 Hello. 300 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,760 Yes, sir? 301 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,800 For whom? 302 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,560 Groom for our Rumi? 303 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,480 That's wonderful. 304 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,040 Send me some photos for her profile. 305 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,480 Yes. 306 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,040 I'll find her the perfect match. 307 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,240 Sir! So far... 308 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,240 I have arranged 99 marriages successfully. 309 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,120 Our Rumi will complete my century! 310 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,800 I want a divorce! 311 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,480 Feed me 'Kofte' and I might consider it. 312 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,480 I won't even call my lawyer after eating this Gourd! 313 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,880 Hey Robbie! 314 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,880 Hello. 315 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,880 Let's tie his turban. 316 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,000 There he is! 317 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,360 See! He's still wearing his turban. 318 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,560 How are you, son? 319 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:45,360 Had a good flight? - Give me a hug. 320 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,760 The Agent has lined up so many girls for you. 321 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,040 You get to pick and choose your bride. 322 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,000 We'll take all the time in the world... 323 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,560 ...and shortlist a dozen prospective brides. 324 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,880 I don't need a dozen. 325 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,280 One is enough. 326 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,760 If you didn't want choices then why ask us to arrange it?! 327 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,680 Even your dad had shortlisted about ten before he chose me! 328 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,320 The girl should feel like the "chosen one". 329 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,600 Don't worry. 330 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,480 Arranged marriages, these days ... 331 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,160 ... are quite modern. 332 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,040 Once the proposal is confirmed... 333 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:26,080 ... the society allows them to watch adult films together. 334 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,560 Okay! Let's settle. 335 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,080 We'll shortlist around 4-5 girls? 336 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,400 Haven't met a single girl, yet ... 337 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,240 ... and you've already started your soap opera. 338 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,880 What soap opera? 339 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,880 You don't get into this! 340 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,320 Please put those dumbbells aside? 341 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,640 She'll seem like a wrestler! 342 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,480 Even you! Move out of the frame! 343 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,320 Do you want to change your sneakers? 344 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,080 Is he going to marry me ... or my shoes? 345 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,640 Maybe something more feminine? 346 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:56,240 Get it. 347 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,480 'Let the wind flow, Let the storm bellow' 348 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 'Knead the feelings like a dough -Take the ball and just throw !' 349 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,280 'Shouts from the rooftops Dances as the beat drops' 350 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:11,280 'Take positions atop Her goal's a drag flick shop' 351 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,480 'Pretty face, Shiny shoes' 352 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,240 'Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand (Hockey Legend)?' 353 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,240 'Blackest eyes, sexy view Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand?' 354 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,040 Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand?' 355 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,760 Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand?' 356 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,000 'Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, this girl's crazy Footloose, free and easy !' 357 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,280 'Angry and not-so-gaiety She's confused and dazey.' 358 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,760 'Her heart goes round n round It takes a plunge and drowns' 359 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,800 'In this ocean of love Time's on merry-go-round!' 360 00:23:54,320 --> 00:24:00,360 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 361 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,160 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 362 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,000 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 363 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,080 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 364 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,600 'She'd be whimsy, She'd be kooky' 365 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,600 'If she's in the mood She'd kick your ass !' 366 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,120 'Don't go near her Just step aside and run' 367 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,120 'She'll shoot you point blank A pump-action shotgun' 368 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:42,640 'Her soul is pure, talks like a saint Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand?' 369 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,640 'Pretty face, devil's acquaint Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand?' 370 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,480 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 371 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,400 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 372 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,000 State level hockey player, and owns a sports shop! 373 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,080 Her parents played hockey too. 374 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:14,120 One of the most respectable sports families of town! 375 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,000 Her grandfather is a coach too. 376 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,000 And this is Lovely Singh. 377 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,240 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 378 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,320 She's my relative. 379 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,600 A dentist! 380 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,640 She put this gold cap for me! 381 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,040 She's pretty! 382 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,320 One of the most respectable dentist families in Amritsar! 383 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,840 'Wherever she goes, insanity's embossed' 384 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:48,000 'If she kickstarts, won't stop at any cost.' 385 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,000 'Don't ask me, why's she so awesome? She enjoys a century, the pole position.' 386 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:08,880 'Tangy talks, fickle moves Whatch'a looking' at Dhyanchand' 387 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,880 'Pretty face, Shiny shoes Whatch'a looking' at Dhyanchand' 388 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,760 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 389 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 390 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,000 No, bro! 391 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,720 I'm sorry! Please let it go! 392 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,080 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 393 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,640 Get lost! 394 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,080 Go die! - I'm leaving! 395 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,160 Get lost! - Fine, I'll go. 396 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,320 Fine! 397 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,040 Damn these two lovebirds! 398 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,080 Wait. 399 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,840 I'm the one sandwiched between them. 400 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,160 Vicky, please! 401 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,480 This guy is giving me a headache. 402 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,280 Vicky is slitting his wrist. 403 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,920 Here! Talk to him. 404 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,600 See for yourself. 405 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,000 Can you see it? 406 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,600 Vicky, stop! Oh my God, blood! 407 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,840 You call that slitting? 408 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,120 Ask him to learn from a Youtube tutorial. 409 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,000 Or I'll come slit his throat. 410 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,160 Tell her to turn down the proposal or... 411 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,280 ... this blade goes deeper! 412 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,640 Why should I turn it down? 413 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,680 He'll never come with a proposal. 414 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,600 Trying to ruin my potential wedding! 415 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,920 I'll come! 416 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,120 You will? 417 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,760 Yes. I will. 418 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,680 'Brother!' 419 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,480 'Listen to me.' 420 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,040 'That hockey-girl suits you!' 421 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,120 Shut up! 422 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,280 Chop those vegetables. 423 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,000 I'm doing that! 424 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,280 The other girl, Lovely ... 425 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,160 ...she's quite homely! 426 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,080 And this Rumi ... 427 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,840 ... she's got a bad reputation. 428 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,000 That Lovely has cat eyes! 429 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,160 She'll claw you. 430 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,080 'It was on Crime Show, just last night ...' 431 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,400 A girl stabbed and robbed her mother-in-law. 432 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,640 Even she had cat eyes. - Stop your nonsense! 433 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,000 Fine. Don't listen to me! 434 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,240 Ignore the truth. 435 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,480 Did I ask for your opinion? 436 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,680 But I - - I'll beat you! 437 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,280 But I'm family too! 438 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,120 Can you ever shut up? 439 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,280 If nonsense was taxable, you'd pay the most! 440 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,320 For that, you need to pay me first! 441 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,240 Here! Take the peas. 442 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,040 Pass it. 443 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,760 You need to peel more peas. 444 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,680 Why? You cooking for entire colony? 445 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,240 You alone eat for a hundred people! 446 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,480 Damn you! Want to jinx my good health now? 447 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,800 Don't be so dramatic. - I'll beat you! 448 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,800 Whatever. 449 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,160 If you want to marry that troublemaker... 450 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,240 '...then book me a room at an 'ashram'!' 451 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,160 You.. - Don't you dare say a word! 452 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,920 How did you deduce... 453 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,720 ...that she's trouble? 454 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,920 I can count the feathers on a flying dove! 455 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,040 She's just a girl. 456 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,120 Look at her hair! 457 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,160 And her eyes. 458 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,240 Trouble written all over. 459 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,000 Just let me choose. 460 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,600 Let me choose... 461 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,600 ... and you'll see! 462 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,360 Are you going to live with her or am I? 463 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,160 For God's sake! 464 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,160 Don't impose your daughter-in-law fantasies on me! 465 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,240 Just because you were rejected by five families... 466 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,480 ...when you were getting married... 467 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,480 ...doesn't mean I need to reject five! 468 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,040 Listen... 469 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,000 I agreed to an arranged marriage. 470 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,120 I didn't agree to window shop for brides. 471 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,640 I don't want a maid... 472 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,800 ...neither an escort ... nor a nurse. 473 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,560 I want my life-partner! 474 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,560 So let me decide! 475 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,600 Chant loudly. 476 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,640 Hail Goddess! 477 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:56,840 Hello, Mrs. Bhatia! 478 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,760 He is stuck on that hockey-girl. 479 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,280 None of the others? 480 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,600 None! 481 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,000 Okay? 482 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,160 The dentist? 483 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,160 He's hooked on to the hockey-girl! 484 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,800 Rumi, that hockey player... 485 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,800 ...did you do her background check? 486 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,360 Everyone knows...? What? 487 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,880 DJ? 488 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,160 Sandhu's son? 489 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,760 Her DJ affair is over. 490 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,120 Rumi, herself, asked us to find a husband. 491 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,600 Kakaji ... 492 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,560 I trust my granddaughter. 493 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,560 She'll never dishonour the family. 494 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,760 You know how it is... 495 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,760 The market trusts me. 496 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,160 A marriage arranged by Kakaji ... 497 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,480 ...is unbreakable! 498 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,360 I wanted to kill you ... 499 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,840 ...when you agreed to an arranged marriage! 500 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,360 When I had to go to the abortion clinic ... 501 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,000 ...alone in a rickshaw ... 502 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,680 I wanted to kill you, too! 503 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,800 I was stuck somewhere that day! 504 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,880 You're always stuck somewhere! - Yes, I am! 505 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,400 Either you're stuck with your family... 506 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,120 ...or your crappy gigs! 507 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,480 Or you're buying groceries for your mum! 508 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,040 Listen... 509 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,160 I want to be glued to you... 510 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,400 ...forever. 511 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,040 We don't need to be married for that. 512 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,240 Fine by me. 513 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,240 When do I move in? 514 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,000 Let's elope. 515 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,920 I'll go wherever with you. 516 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,920 I can't be without you. 517 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,800 I don't want to make love in bits and pieces. 518 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,280 I want to make love under the stars... 519 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,760 drenched in sweat! 520 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,760 Keep going on for... 521 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,800 two... three... four or- 522 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,000 -gasms! 523 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,280 I swear... 524 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,880 ...then we don't need to leave the bedroom ever! 525 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,280 Right? 526 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,680 Let's elope! 527 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:17,680 Right now? 528 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:18,760 Not now! 529 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,160 My mom's cooking for me today. 530 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,760 YOUR MOM 531 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,240 But... 532 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,080 ...we can elope tomorrow. 533 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,840 Sure? 534 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,840 Sure! 535 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,480 Where are you going? 536 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,560 Take care of yourself! 537 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,080 Oh man! 538 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,080 Atleast turn the lights off! 539 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,320 'Sweet n Spicy she's zesty She's tango, she's charlie' 540 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,040 'Woo her now or be nasty She won't concur nor parley' 541 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,640 'She's destruction personified Argues like a suicide squad.' 542 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,640 'Save yourself, just run and hide Here comes the thunder god.' 543 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,640 "Here comes the thunder god." 544 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,120 Did you bring money? 545 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,760 I have some. 546 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:02,800 Why? 547 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,000 You didn't bring any? 548 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,280 I forgot my wallet! 549 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,840 'Calls to the battalion' 550 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,360 'Airforces or stallions' 551 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:20,760 'She fires away... like a nuke-missile' 552 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,400 'Calls to the battalion' 553 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,640 Where are we going? 554 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,160 What? 555 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,800 I asked, where are we going? 556 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:30,720 Who knows! We'll see! 557 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,760 'Like a nuke-missile' 558 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,000 What will we do? 559 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,240 We'll figure! 560 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:44,000 How will we live? 561 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,360 We'll manage. 562 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,240 I'm a DJ and you can sell hockey sticks. 563 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,880 We'll manage! 564 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Stop the jeep. 565 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,880 Stop what? 566 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,880 The damn jeep! 567 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,880 What are you doing? 568 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,680 What do you mean? 569 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,000 We're eloping! 570 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,000 How much gas does your jeep have? 571 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,400 There's enough. 572 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,160 It was filled just the day before ... 573 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,160 ...by yours truly! 574 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,840 And where are you taking me "yours truly"? 575 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,360 Wherever you want! 576 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,360 Take me to Mumbai. Got enough gas for that? 577 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,280 Why not Birmingham? 578 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,480 We can either make it to Shimla or Delhi. 579 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,160 Shimla or Delhi? - What? 580 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,680 Shimla? Or Delhi? 581 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,000 I guess Delhi! 582 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,080 Sure? 583 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,040 Maybe. 584 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,480 And if... maybe we reach Delhi ... 585 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,160 How'll we survive? 586 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,160 You bloody imposter DJ! 587 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,840 With your borrowed hairstyle! 588 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,600 Have you ever made one original track? 589 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,800 Always stealing other people's music! 590 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,280 Do you see me carrying hockey sticks to sell? 591 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,640 All I'm asking is... 592 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,240 ...if we reach Delhi 593 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,400 ...how will we survive? 594 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,240 I... 595 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,920 We'll find something to sell! 596 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,480 Why not your organs? 597 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,560 Your kidney and liver on discount! 598 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:13,920 Why are you yelling? 599 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,360 Didn't you ask to elope! 600 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,480 Yes, I did! 601 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,480 To run away with you! 602 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,920 No matter where! 603 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,760 Because I thought you had it planned! 604 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,240 Where we'll live! What we'll eat or do! 605 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,000 And if you had no clue then you should have... 606 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,080 ...asked me to plan! 607 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,360 Then I could've decided for us! 608 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,280 Either you take all the responsibility... 609 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,600 ...or leave it to me... 610 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,080 ...else, we can share it! 611 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,680 Vicky, you're potentially a great guy... 612 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,000 ...but you shit in the name of responsibility. 613 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,480 For once make me believe... 614 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,160 ..that I can... 615 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,160 ...count on you! 616 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,920 Rumi, you can count on me! 617 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,720 I did what you asked! 618 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,240 I don't understand responsibility! 619 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,120 I didn't have time to think through! 620 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,240 And all those awful things that you said ... 621 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,840 ...you shouldn't have. 622 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,040 Even if it's the truth! 623 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,400 Especially about my music! 624 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,320 You totally destroyed me! 625 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,160 I've always been the same guy. Why pick on it now! 626 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,480 I didn't get it then! 627 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,280 And I still don't get it! 628 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,680 Does that make me the bad guy? 629 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,320 I'm not ready to take responsibility... 630 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,480 And that's why I can't marry you! 631 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,840 That doesn't mean I don't love you! 632 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,280 The love that I give ... 633 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,120 ...and the love that we make, Rumi ... 634 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,480 No one can beat that! 635 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,160 Go marry your responsible guy. 636 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,280 He'll keep you safe, like a doll... 637 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,800 ...in his showcase! 638 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,120 But won't jump terraces to make love to you.... 639 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,000 ...when you're aroused!! 640 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,680 And if we don't do it twice a day ... 641 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,680 ...you'll burn down the city! 642 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,240 That's who you are! 643 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,840 'She won't submit or concede Break-failed Jeep in top speed' 644 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,480 '21 gun salute, fired for her Equals to infantry's breed.' 645 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,080 'People often do complain Her demented likeness to a clown' 646 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,880 'Do not underestimate her ! She's a lunatic from our hometown !' 647 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,480 'Dulcet, vibrant like our films,' 648 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,880 'Singers singing our folk songs' 649 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,880 'She comes in laughter, smiles and her frowns' 650 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,000 Who's there? 651 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,400 Go back to work! 652 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,840 Vicky? 653 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,040 Go away! 654 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,040 Stop, you dog! 655 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,000 Now tell me! 656 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:56,360 Who'll take this responsibilty? 657 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,640 So what should I do? 658 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,480 Fight for us. 659 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,400 With what weapon? 660 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,480 Ask me! 661 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,600 Come home and meet my family! 662 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,480 We can marry whenever you're ready! 663 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,480 But...let's get engaged! 664 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,000 You dog. 665 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,160 Leave me, you dog. 666 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,680 You dog! 667 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,480 Get off. 668 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,040 Somebody get this bull off me! 669 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,880 Hello! Please have some sweets! 670 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,880 Here! Distribute it. 671 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,080 He's coming home to talk of marriage! 672 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,160 Where were you? - I'd run away! 673 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,480 With your bags? - Weightlifting. 674 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,080 Tomorrow, the groom's family... 675 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,680 ...will be here at 4 pm! 676 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,000 I was about to... 677 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,320 ...call you! 678 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,000 Okay. 679 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,040 I'm slightly ashamed but I'll be honest. 680 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,600 Rumi has agreed to another proposal. 681 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,600 So... we have to turn down your client! 682 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,640 You've really embarrassed the whole family. 683 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,000 Especially your grandfather. 684 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,040 That man has never gone back on his word. 685 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,120 It's okay! 686 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,000 There's always a first time for everything! 687 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,360 Do you have no shame? 688 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,000 I chose my happiness over shame! 689 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,160 And do you know that.... 690 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:32,160 ..."Shame" is often what leads to suicide. 691 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,680 If my father were alive - Don't dare manipulate me! 692 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,000 You know that friend of Rumi's... 693 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,800 Yes. 694 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,000 ...he wants to marry her. 695 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,000 And ...even Rumi wants to marry him. 696 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,080 You gave me your word. 697 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,280 And I took you for it. 698 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,160 And what should I tell my client? 699 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,000 That you've backed out? 700 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,760 I gave them a guarantee! 701 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,760 My credibility is at stake! 702 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,720 Why can't you just decide for once! 703 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,720 And when I do, should I call or text? 704 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,760 Eight years ago, another client had gone back on his word. 705 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,160 I've been limping since. 706 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,160 Now, my other leg is your responsibility. 707 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,080 Yes. 708 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,120 Rumi. 709 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,480 I need to talk to you. 710 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,840 I can't today. I've to get my hair done. 711 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,240 You can do that later. 712 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:52,600 Meet me! 713 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,760 I'm not doing it for you! 714 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,760 My friend is getting engaged tonight. 715 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:25,000 'Hi-class, hip, rad - kinda like a wiz Eight packs tight abs hoodlum he is' 716 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,560 'A free soul, keeps flying like a jail bird College dropout..' 717 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,160 '...rich, spoilt brat he is' 718 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,800 'Well-cultured and mannered...' 719 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,600 '...a perfect beget Kinda like a dirty drink and a game of roulette' 720 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:46,480 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 721 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:53,840 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe,' 722 00:42:54,360 --> 00:43:00,600 'Go now go, get me a ring aglow' 723 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,600 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe !' 724 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000 I'd also go for the Hockey player. 725 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,680 Good-looking, simple girls are aplenty. 726 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,760 Tell that to mom! 727 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,360 Life gets boring with an easy-going girl. 728 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,000 This one's a roller-coaster! 729 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,840 She'll pull you slow... 730 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,040 ... and drop you fast. 731 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,920 Throw you in a spiral! 732 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,600 Safety's not guaranteed! 733 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,120 In banking... 734 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,400 ...even we don't guarantee safe returns! 735 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,000 'For my criminal beau, dowry's a crime' 736 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,120 'For my criminal beau, dowry's a crime' 737 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,080 'Except a mansion, a fancy car, a briefcase full of cash.' 738 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,760 'Except a mansion, a fancy car, a briefcase full of cash.' 739 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,280 'Simple and naive, like a wind-chime' 740 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,000 'Simple and naive, like a wind-chime' 741 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,320 'Divorced only thrice, Ends marriage in a flash!' 742 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,880 'Divorced only thrice, Ends marriage in a flash!' 743 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,680 'But he's soft-spoken! Honest, ethical and open!' 744 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,320 'Often a gangster at heart, A SOB that's woken !' 745 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:21,840 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 746 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:29,160 Was mum the roller coaster? Or easy one? 747 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,040 Your mum definitely wasn't the easy one. 748 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,360 What do you think? 749 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,920 Those five guys wanted to reject her? 750 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,920 I made them do that! 751 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,160 Kiran, listen! - Yes? 752 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,480 Dust that sofa and change the covers! 753 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,760 That corner too! Kiran. 754 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,320 Don't miss any spots! 755 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,880 Madam, money? - Yes. 756 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:57,920 Just a second. 757 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,480 Make sure the veggies are fresh. 758 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,080 Or I'll take my money back! 759 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,360 Pick up that bucket. And you leave for the market. 760 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,120 Yes. 761 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,240 I'm getting ready! You guys get ready and make sure Rumi is too! 762 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,480 Okay! 763 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:20,680 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 764 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:27,880 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe.' 765 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:34,880 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 766 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:44,080 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe.' 767 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,080 Grandpa! 768 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,040 The number you're trying to call is not reachable. 769 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,920 Please call again later. 770 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,160 He's two hours late. And his phone is switched off ! 771 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,800 He should've atleast called to cancel! 772 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,320 Kiran, turn off the stove! 773 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,320 Yes. 774 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,240 'Our first option is slightly busy !' 775 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,160 This one ... 776 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,160 We can meet her. Lovely Singh Kriplani. 777 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,240 She's pretty ! 778 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,120 Let's meet the available girl now 779 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,120 And we'll see about... 780 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,000 She did a root canal for me! Twice ! 781 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,000 Ah yes! 782 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,600 See! 783 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,680 Both her parents are dentists. 784 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,400 Wow! - And they own a hospital. 785 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,880 Most respectable dentist family in town ! 786 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,360 Yes. 787 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,000 Well... 788 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,880 You never know when things might change ... 789 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,000 So I'm always ready with three options. 790 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,240 You shouldn't complain later that I didn't give you options! 791 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,040 Oh! Cm'on! 792 00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,840 Personally ... 793 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,360 ... the first one plays hockey all day. 794 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,680 Rides a bike like boys. 795 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,000 And is disrespectful. 796 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,360 For real? - Yes! 797 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,680 This one is pretty. 798 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,160 A doctor! 799 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,760 Lovely ! 800 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:17,600 Yes. 801 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,160 She made pickles for my wife. 802 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,160 Oh wow ! 803 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,640 What do hockey players... 804 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,560 ... know about pickles! 805 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,560 Anyday I'd choose this one! 806 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:47,840 Where is he? 807 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,640 He went towards your house! 808 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,640 The number you're trying to call is not reachable. 809 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,480 Do come to my wedding, all of you! 810 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,320 I'll whatsapp you the invites! 811 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,320 Let him know! 812 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,640 I'll marry anyone you choose! 813 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,000 Call them over. 814 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,000 Do you have a house in London? 815 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,000 Yes. 816 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,360 You own it? 817 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,000 Yes! - Offer them first! 818 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,600 Do you also own a gas station? 819 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,160 No! Not yet. 820 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,840 We don't intend to. 821 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,480 My aunt there owns a gas station. 822 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,840 And also a franchise of Dunkin' Donuts! 823 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,840 She even runs two 7-Elevens! 824 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,320 Yes . 825 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,360 There are no 7-Elevens in London! 826 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,840 Oh, there aren't? 827 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,560 As if we'd know! 828 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,120 Do you own a car? 829 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,000 Yes, but... 830 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,800 ...the subway is just round the block. 831 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,280 And Sainsbury is right across. 832 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,120 Sainsbury? 833 00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,160 Like a supermarket! - Okay! 834 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,920 Only much bigger! 835 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,760 Oh okay! 836 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,320 Do you keep the turban even in London? 837 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,160 You keep the turban? 838 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,160 You keep the turban? 839 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,160 Sometimes ... - That's alright. Please have this! 840 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,600 How long have you been playing hockey? 841 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,480 We had sticks lying around the house ... 842 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,320 ... so I picked it up. 843 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,080 My parents used to play. 844 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,320 You played for the state? 845 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,920 I was selected for the camp. 846 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,920 But not the team. 847 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,480 What do you do? 848 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:51,600 I work in a bank. 849 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,600 Cashier? - Security Guard. 850 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,480 Are you ready for marriage? 851 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,000 Take it. I don't mind! 852 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,640 You don't want a love-marriage? 853 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,880 Nowadays, everyone - It's all bullshit! 854 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,680 And if I think too much, I might not marry at all. 855 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,000 Whatever will be, will be. 856 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,000 Eventually, the donkey will be led to the slaughter ... 857 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,760 You mean the lamb! 858 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,160 What? 859 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,000 Lambs are led to slaughter. 860 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,360 Yeah. So? 861 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,040 You said "Donkeys will be led to slaughter." 862 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,040 The saying is, "Lamb to the slaughter!" 863 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,800 Yeah. 864 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,800 But donkey works too. 865 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,600 You don't want to ask me anything? 866 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,760 All your information was in your bio-data! 867 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,600 Your favourite color too. 868 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:26,800 Blue! Right? 869 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,240 No, look that... 870 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,840 Mom and uncle. 871 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,280 So it's not blue? 872 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,160 I mean, Yes! 873 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,880 It is! But... 874 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,880 You ask me! 875 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,280 Are you on Tinder? 876 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:20,920 Just got back from London ... 877 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,480 ...and you've already scored a bride! 878 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,920 Do you have a photo? 879 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,160 Show us! Oh wow! - Damn! She's hot! 880 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,000 Bro, chose an Indian over an english girl. 881 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,280 Who needs an english girl? 882 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,000 Remember the guy from our village... 883 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,680 ...who married the English girl! 884 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,880 She's feeds his cattle now! 885 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,160 I saw it on her Facebook. 886 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:43,160 Drink. 887 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,480 Cheers. 888 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,600 That's my Rumi. - Who are you? 889 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:57,760 Return the phone. 890 00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,760 Why do you have her picture on your phone? 891 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,480 This is my Rumil. Who the hell are you? 892 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,920 I'll tell you who I am. 893 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,160 Return the phone. - Going to kill me? 894 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,240 I will! 895 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,480 Go on, bro. Pull that trigger! 896 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:09,600 Robbie, tell me to shoot. 897 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,000 Make sure when you shoot you kill me. 898 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,760 Because if I don't die... 899 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,560 ...she isn't getting married to anyone else. 900 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,240 And if I die, she'll definitely kill herself. 901 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,240 Go on. Shoot me. 902 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:18,280 Robbie, say yes! 903 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,160 Why ask him? Pull the trigger. 904 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,160 Robbie, just nod ... I'll do it! 905 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,000 Hey. 906 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,280 "Even I want love." 907 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,480 "Even I want love." 908 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,720 Kakaji just shared her pictures. 909 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,560 "I want love." 910 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:32,920 I haven't met her yet. 911 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,840 "My car is waiting outside." 912 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,800 'Who was that guy?' 913 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,320 Vicky a.k.a DJ Sandzz. 914 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,280 Rumi's Boyfriend. 915 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,080 You knew about him? 916 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,680 He's all over her Facebook. 917 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,160 Now? 918 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,800 I'm not sure. 919 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,680 Why would Rumi agree to marry me if she loves Vicky? 920 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,040 She won't tell me. I won't ask her. 921 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,680 You should've said no to the alliance. 922 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,160 You should meet Rumi, someday. 923 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:10,680 You'll know why I couldn't say no. 924 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,360 But... 925 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,840 If Vicky's love has any substance ... 926 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,000 ...then no one can take Rumi away from him. 927 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:24,320 That doesn't mean I don't put in my chips. 928 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,000 Bro is a real banker. 929 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,360 The true gambler. 930 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,080 Kakaji! 931 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,040 Kakaji! 932 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,120 Kakaji? - Bloody marriage bureau. 933 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,000 Easy, brother! 934 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,480 Where's the doorbell?! 935 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,880 Anal Sachdeva... 936 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,920 ...this is not the name we're looking for. 937 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,880 The name is Kakaji. 938 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,760 Could be his father's name! 939 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,800 Vicky! Are you crazy? 940 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,800 You're my bro, right? 941 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,600 You're my bro, right? Move aside. 942 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:57,600 Kakaji. 943 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,040 Open the door already! Hello, Kakaji? 944 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,400 Kakaji. 945 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,280 Hello. 946 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,280 Don't break the door! 947 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,000 Who's Kakaji? 948 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,360 Kakaji! 949 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,920 Kakaji! 950 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,160 What do you want? - Greetings Ma'am ! 951 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,560 Looking for Kakaji. 952 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,880 Stand back and talk! 953 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,360 Where's Kakaji? - He'll be here soon. 954 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:21,680 Where is Kakaji? - What do you want? 955 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,880 - Where's he? -You'll find him. 956 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,000 - Where? Where is Kakaji? 957 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,640 - Aunty, please tell us. -Why are you looking for him? 958 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,480 Stand back and talk! Stay back. 959 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 We just need to ask him some questions. 960 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,160 Stop screaming! He'll come. 961 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,160 Come out. Where did you go? 962 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:33,880 Where is Kakaji? 963 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,040 Where is Kakaji? 964 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,000 Are you Kakaji? 965 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,760 Don't hit him Come here! 966 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,800 What did I do? - Get here. 967 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,000 Are you Kakaji? 968 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,480 Vicky, please! 969 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,680 Vicky ! Don't hit him! 970 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,160 If you take Rumi away from me... 971 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,920 ... I'll chop you to pieces! 972 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,000 If Rumi is going to marry anyone ... then it'll be me! 973 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,840 Understood? - Yes! 974 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,000 Who will she marry? - You! 975 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,160 What's my name? 976 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,160 Vicky Sandhu! Now repeat it! 977 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,840 You're Sandhu's son? - Yes. Say my name? 978 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,000 Vicky Sandhu. 979 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,680 Vicky Sandhu. 980 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,880 Got this to beat me? 981 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,000 Vicky Sandhu. 982 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,000 Vicky Sandhu. 983 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,400 Get me a knife! No! No, Vicky! 984 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,560 Where is the knife? 985 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:18,800 No, no, no. 986 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:20,000 What does he want? 987 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,680 Sorry. 988 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:26,000 How dare you try to marry her off? 989 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,880 How dare you ! 990 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,480 Running a Marriage Bureau 991 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,680 to kill the lovers of the world! 992 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,120 He won't share her pictures anymore. 993 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,600 He won't. 994 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,240 Please lock the door from inside. 995 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,600 Let's go! 996 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,360 Wait! Open the door! 997 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,360 Tell him who'll marry Rumi? - Please don't open. 998 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,680 Ask him! 999 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,000 You will marry her. 1000 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,040 'Are you trying to make matches or get us killed?' 1001 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,000 Are you trying to make matches or get us killed? 1002 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,760 How dare he enter our house and break bottles? 1003 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,000 He dares! 1004 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,160 What can I say? 1005 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,640 I dare you to do the same at his house, tomorrow! 1006 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120 And break his legs. 1007 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,880 I'm not a wrestler! 1008 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,080 I'll complain! 1009 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,920 He won't bother you again. 1010 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,760 What if he creates a scene again? 1011 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,160 Don't worry. Our son... 1012 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,160 ... will guard your home. 1013 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,800 Just don't let him break this proposal. 1014 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,120 You take care of the groom's family. 1015 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,400 We'll take care of Vicky. 1016 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,920 We'll report him to the police. 1017 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,000 And Babloo will guard you. 1018 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,600 Great! 1019 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,600 This is exactly why I went to university. 1020 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,240 To hell with your MBA ... 1021 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,000 ... if you can't help your family. 1022 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,040 You guard their house ... 1023 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:35,040 ...and get your sister married. 1024 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,840 Come join the party. 1025 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,080 Hello! - Call Vicky. 1026 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,920 Are you his friend? 1027 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,560 Yes. I'm his "friend"! 1028 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,600 Your son isn't letting me get married. 1029 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,120 But turns up for the honeymoon anyway. 1030 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,120 Come inside! 1031 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,760 Neither is he marrying me... 1032 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,080 ...nor letting me marry the other person. 1033 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,480 I told him ... 1034 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,480 ... let's get engaged. 1035 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,920 He agreed... but didn't turn up. 1036 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,680 Makes me look like a fool. 1037 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,400 He doesn't value my word. 1038 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,680 Oye! Listen! 1039 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,480 This time, I saved you! 1040 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 Next time if you create a scene... 1041 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,320 ... I'll be the first to report you to the police! 1042 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,160 What's going on? 1043 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:33,840 I don't know, mummy. 1044 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,360 I'll tell you. 1045 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,760 I'm getting engaged tomorrow. 1046 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,880 Either sit tight at home or leave town! 1047 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,880 I don't want to see your ugly face again. 1048 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,280 Here, your shawl. He stole it to gift it to me! 1049 00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,280 It's dry cleaned. 1050 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,160 Will someone tell me what's going on? 1051 00:59:58,680 --> 00:59:59,880 Aunty, your son has lost it. 1052 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,680 You get lost. - Why should I? 1053 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,160 I'll tell you. 1054 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,160 She's marrying someone else... 1055 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,800 ...because your boy won't grow up. 1056 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,400 Uncle, he can't even make up his mind. 1057 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,840 Why can't he just talk to her family? 1058 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,560 She's ready to wait for him... 1059 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,240 ...as long as he commits. 1060 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,040 Uncle, tell me... 1061 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:18,800 She's not asking him to marry right away... 1062 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,240 ...at least get engaged! 1063 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,680 So that her family isn't shamed. 1064 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,280 Vicky, the girl was right. 1065 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:29,280 If you can't sit tight, leave town. 1066 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,480 Let's invite... 1067 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,400 ...only close friends and family. 1068 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,160 Robbie wants a small wedding. 1069 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:55,680 Limited guests. 1070 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,400 I disagree. A wedding should be big. 1071 01:00:58,880 --> 01:00:59,360 Yes, indeed. 1072 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:00,640 It's no fun... 1073 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,640 ...if it's not a grand reception! 1074 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:12,400 'For you I left the world behind,' 1075 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,120 We'll chill there, bro. 1076 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,160 "I've chosen you. - Party hard. 1077 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,280 "I've chosen you. 1078 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,840 "I've chosen you. 1079 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:28,080 'I tried to to stop myself, But my heart's made up its mind' 1080 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,000 Dude, what happened? 1081 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,800 Why are you turning back towards the city? 1082 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,280 Don't go to her. 1083 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,800 Get down! 1084 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:43,080 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1085 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,240 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1086 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:53,280 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1087 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,280 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1088 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,280 Keep Rumi away from him. 1089 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,880 What happened? 1090 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,360 Get lost! 1091 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,120 I need to talk to Rumi. 1092 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:35,080 She won't meet you. Just leave! 1093 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,280 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1094 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,360 Do you want me to kick you out? 1095 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,120 You can do whatever you want. 1096 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,120 I won't leave. 1097 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,240 Unless Rumi comes and talks to me... 1098 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,240 I'll stand here in protest. 1099 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,480 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1100 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,040 'Oh, why do we doubt this love of ours,' 1101 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,080 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1102 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,040 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1103 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,000 'You are my spirit, You are my being' 1104 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,240 Come back. 1105 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:12,360 'You are my spirit, You are my being' 1106 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:17,640 'You are everything.' 1107 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:22,880 'Yet you forget me, almost like I'm nothing' 1108 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,880 'Yet you forget me, almost like I'm nothing' 1109 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,600 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1110 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,680 He's been standing there all day. 1111 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,160 What is he trying to prove? 1112 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,000 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1113 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:48,120 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1114 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:52,120 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1115 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,400 She's locked herself in. 1116 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,320 Get rid of this trouble. 1117 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,680 People will talk. 1118 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,040 Rumi! 1119 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,280 Listen. 1120 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:33,640 What do you want? 1121 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,840 Leave. - I want to marry you! 1122 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,160 I'm engaged and getting married tomorrow. 1123 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,000 Now get lost! 1124 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,040 I know that. 1125 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:45,240 But you aren't married yet. 1126 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,920 And you think I'll call it off for you? 1127 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,000 I don't like your face anymore. 1128 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,680 Leave! - I know you love me. 1129 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,880 Then you're delusional. 1130 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,240 I know I made a mistake but I'll make it up to you. 1131 01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,480 Rumi, our love - Screw love. 1132 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,040 Stop this nonsense and listen. 1133 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,680 Whether you like it or not... 1134 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,880 I know how to get love and make love! 1135 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,400 I'll fix everything. Please forgive me! 1136 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,240 You think I'm here... 1137 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,920 ...to keep forgiving you. 1138 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,280 Think, before you marry someone else. 1139 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,240 Just leave! 1140 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,680 Stop pushing. I'm leaving alright. 1141 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:24,080 You're treating me like a beggar. 1142 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,000 That's exactly what you are! 1143 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,680 And a thief too! 1144 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,160 Even your haircut is a copy! 1145 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,920 Why are you always insulting me? 1146 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,400 Beggar or thief, we're meant to be. 1147 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,920 Out! 1148 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,040 Rumi, 1149 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,640 ... we have but, one life! 1150 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,320 I'm here to marry you! I'll do anything. 1151 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,800 I'd die for you. 1152 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,760 Are you dumb? 1153 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:50,840 It's too late. I've moved on. 1154 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,000 Get out. 1155 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,400 Let's run away! 1156 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,800 Is this a joke for you? 1157 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,000 We eloped once, right? 1158 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,320 What happened then? 1159 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,920 Look around! Everything is set. 1160 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:08,280 Guests, food, stage ... everything! 1161 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:12,160 DJ Sandzz, bring your music... 1162 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:16,160 ... and dance at my wedding! 1163 01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:24,800 When you're crying alone after your wedding... 1164 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:29,640 ...call the caterers, the decorators to cry on their shoulders! 1165 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,000 Tell them "I got married because your arrangements were done... 1166 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,760 ...now come wipe my tears." 1167 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:36,320 Fine. I will! 1168 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,120 When you wanted to elope... 1169 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,600 ... I came without thinking twice! 1170 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,600 This time, I'm asking. 1171 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:51,720 You can count on me now. 1172 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,720 I can't live without you! 1173 01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:01,640 Die then! 1174 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,600 He has realized his mistakes. 1175 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,680 So... 1176 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:07,880 ...you'll run away? 1177 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,040 I don't know anymore... 1178 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,800 ...but I don't want to lose him. 1179 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,120 Whatever I decide today... 1180 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,160 ... will become the rest of my life. 1181 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,880 And what about grandpa? 1182 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,000 And family? - I know they'll be upset. 1183 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,160 They won't talk to me. 1184 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,800 Are you even listening to yourself? 1185 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,400 Whatever you're planning ... 1186 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,640 ... it's just wrong, Rumi! 1187 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,320 It's selfish! 1188 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,360 I don't understand what kind of love is this. 1189 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,760 It's the kind of love where ... 1190 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,680 ..its never enough! 1191 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,040 And what about the groom... 1192 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,840 ...who's expecting you there tomorrow? 1193 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,280 He'll find someone better. 1194 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,360 But does he deserve to find out at the altar... 1195 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,480 ...that God has someone better planned for him? 1196 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:55,600 Right. 1197 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:59,600 You run away. That's fine. 1198 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:08,840 Bro! If mom... 1199 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,800 ...catches her daughter-in-law, at this hour... 1200 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,800 ... there's going to be drama! 1201 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,000 I wanted to talk to you! 1202 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:26,000 Yeah, sure. 1203 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:29,760 Wanna come in. 1204 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,240 I ... 1205 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:36,760 I don't want to get married. 1206 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,240 What? 1207 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,080 I can't come to the Gurudwara tomorrow. 1208 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:42,480 Is tomorrow a problem? 1209 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:43,680 No. 1210 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,080 I mean I don't want to get married. 1211 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:47,480 He's screwed. 1212 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:52,120 I thought I'd let you know so you don't wait for me. 1213 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,000 I don't suit you anyway. 1214 01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:56,840 You deserve someone better! 1215 01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,120 That's all! 1216 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:03,120 I'll leave now. 1217 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,920 Are you on facebook? 1218 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,920 I'll add you! 1219 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,480 Can you please help me kickstart the bike? 1220 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:21,600 'She walks like fire, blazing funeral pyre' 1221 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:25,040 'World's on mute but she's an amplifier' 1222 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:29,000 'Tined tongue talks smack ! Never spares a needed whack' 1223 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,480 'Carries a mean stick Mind your words or feel the sick burn' 1224 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,160 'She'll brass hard on your manhood, Dare belittle, any sister from the hood.' 1225 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,280 'Watch out ! She roars like a lioness' 1226 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,040 'Pride in her gait, Shine on her face,' 1227 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,920 'Foxy mind, shrewd in her trait, A fiery gaze' 1228 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:47,760 'Now move to the side She's not your Jekyll, She's Mr. Hyde.' 1229 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,240 'Do you defy? She'll eat you alive...' 1230 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,000 'She is chaos Go ahead and try.' 1231 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,720 'She's not your Jekyll, She's Mr. Hyde.' 1232 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:56,680 "Try and say." 1233 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:57,600 "Try and crate.." 1234 01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,360 "..the uproar." 1235 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,360 "Try and do it." 1236 01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:09,800 This month's.. 1237 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,560 ..30th is final. 1238 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:14,640 Excuse me. 1239 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,400 Tell me, Mr. Robbie. 1240 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,040 This guy... 1241 01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,920 This DJ... - Sandhu's son? 1242 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:24,160 If his name is Sandhu, then he's obviously Sandhu's son! 1243 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,040 What does he do? - Nothing much ... 1244 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,640 Earns a little money as a DJ. 1245 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,480 What kind of life can he offer Rumi? 1246 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:38,760 His love won't pay the bills or rent! 1247 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,400 Did Rumi say something? 1248 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,040 She's changed her mind? 1249 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:49,400 You can't reason with those two! 1250 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:53,000 Rumi is especially difficult! 1251 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,000 Rumi might be difficult. 1252 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,920 The guy might be too. 1253 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:01,000 But the boy's parents... 1254 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,760 ...might be easy to talk to? 1255 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,720 They must be practical. 1256 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,720 What should I tell them? 1257 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,920 Are you mad? 1258 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,160 You'll take her away on her wedding day? 1259 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,280 It's my mistake that I didn't do this earlier. 1260 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,360 No son, that wasn't a mistake. 1261 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,600 When you paid your way into engineering college ... 1262 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,240 ...that was a mistake. 1263 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,320 Then one day, on Facebook... 1264 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,360 ...you saw your banker friend's lifestyle. 1265 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,600 So you decided to pursue the same. 1266 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,600 And I paid for it. 1267 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,240 That was a mistake. 1268 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,040 And then you went and got your hair cut. 1269 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,480 Defying our religion... 1270 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:01,640 Thinks he'll become a DJ... 1271 01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,080 '...by changing his name from Sandhu to Sandzz!' 1272 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:06,600 You've never understood the difference ... 1273 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,000 ...between wanting and doing. 1274 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:09,800 You don't value anything... 1275 01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,480 ...because I gave it to you on a platter. 1276 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000 This time I'm doing something! 1277 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:16,120 Yeah, I can see that! 1278 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,480 Eloping with a bride on her wedding day. 1279 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,320 Very responsible! 1280 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,080 Good job, son! 1281 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,920 Running away is easy... 1282 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,680 ...but building a home is tough!. 1283 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,280 Why are you ruining her life? 1284 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,040 Papa, I... I can't live without Rumi! 1285 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:32,480 Really? 1286 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,320 Then you should have done this before! 1287 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,000 Now she's marrying someone else ... 1288 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,840 ...so you've woken up. 1289 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,000 If you respected her... 1290 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:43,040 ...she wouldn't be pleading with us yesterday. 1291 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,160 You don't want to marry her. 1292 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,160 You just want to own her... 1293 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,240 ... like all your other toys. 1294 01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:52,160 You cried for this yo-yo. 1295 01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,040 Threw it away, when you couldn't figure it out. 1296 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,080 One day you wanted to be a boxer ... 1297 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:59,760 The next day, a cricketer! 1298 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,680 Son, you can never make up your mind. 1299 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,480 Please spare Rumi! 1300 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,480 She's not your toy. 1301 01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,800 'I will meet you yet again.' 1302 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,000 'Perhaps as a figment of your imagination.' 1303 01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,480 'spreading myself' 1304 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,080 'A mysterious line, on your canvas,' 1305 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,160 'I will keep gazing at you.' 1306 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,000 'I will meet you yet again.' 1307 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:08,920 'How and where?' 1308 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,160 'I know not.' 1309 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,160 'I will meet you yet again.' 1310 01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,160 So welcome Mr. and Mrs. Bhatia. 1311 01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:58,320 Enjoy your stay with us. 1312 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:02,320 Thank you. 1313 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:29,040 Hello. 1314 01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:31,520 One stuffed bread. With butter. 1315 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,520 Send extra curry. 1316 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:42,680 Why don't you make yourself... 1317 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:50,240 Compliment from the house, sir. 1318 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:52,120 Thanks very much. 1319 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,240 Thank you. 1320 01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:57,240 That's kind of you. 1321 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:29,400 Ummm... 1322 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,240 Left or right? 1323 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,160 Always right. 1324 01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:35,920 In order to get in the pack... 1325 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:39,920 ...it's important to win... 1326 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,920 'The mating sessions are short, but frequent.' 1327 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:48,920 'Sometimes over 50 times, a day.' 1328 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,880 'Now Prince and Ziggy have begun to court each other.' 1329 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,080 'Another male lion coyly approaches the female.' 1330 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,360 On our first night, I told him clearly... 1331 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,360 ...if you want some action, then take me to Switzerland. 1332 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,120 Or else sleep on the couch. 1333 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:28,840 You're lucky your husband isn't like mine. 1334 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,280 If I give him that option... 1335 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,280 ...he'd definitely sleep on the couch! 1336 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,760 Don't start again. 1337 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:38,680 Breakfast? - Get some bread. 1338 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:40,600 With butter? 1339 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,320 Are you okay, child? 1340 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:46,480 I'm not sure. 1341 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:51,400 Haven't gotten over one relationship, and I'm already in another. 1342 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,600 Hey... 1343 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:54,920 Take the bags from him! 1344 01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:58,480 Robbie is a strong man. 1345 01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,400 Yes. 1346 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,400 Rumi's here. 1347 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,880 She seems nervous. 1348 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,120 Great. Drive slowly. 1349 01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,080 It's raining. 1350 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,400 Go quickly. 1351 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,040 She got into the backseat! 1352 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:20,040 Does she think my son is her driver? 1353 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:27,800 Come, sit up front? 1354 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:33,280 Drive safe. 1355 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:03,520 'At obscure crossroads, fate stands' 1356 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:09,160 'Blankly, those eyes staring at me.' 1357 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:14,640 'A half-hearted life, solemnly hangs' 1358 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:21,000 'As estranged happinesses flee' 1359 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:26,680 'Flames of our eternal love' 1360 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:32,400 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1361 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:37,880 'Flames of our eternal love' 1362 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:41,880 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1363 01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:12,480 'On bended knees and bowed head' 1364 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:17,920 'I pray to you in god's stead' 1365 01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:23,240 'Miles that separate us' 1366 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:28,760 'This damaged faith This remorse and regret' 1367 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:34,600 'Everything said with words inefficient' 1368 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:40,120 'Flames of our eternal love' 1369 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:46,120 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1370 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:51,440 'Flames of our eternal love' 1371 01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:55,440 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1372 01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,320 'Our bereft lives have halted' 1373 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:39,000 'as our faintest hope died.' 1374 01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:43,760 'Like crimson flowers Nectarless inside' 1375 01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:49,600 'A windfall of woe Forsaken and alone' 1376 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:55,120 'We could've been Us, but you nestled too distant.' 1377 01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:00,760 'Flames of our eternal love' 1378 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:08,120 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1379 01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:12,120 'Flames of our eternal love' 1380 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:26,640 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1381 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:47,240 My aunt gifted it... 1382 01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:51,240 ...for our first night. 1383 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,480 Are you sure? 1384 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:26,680 Waiting for a call? 1385 01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:28,160 No. 1386 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:29,840 Kashmiri tea, sir? 1387 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:31,240 Tea? 1388 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:35,240 No. 1389 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:01,640 Sugar and.. 1390 01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:05,640 What else? 1391 01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:11,640 Ohhh... 1392 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,640 Ahhh... 1393 01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,640 Ahhh... 1394 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,280 Ahhh... 1395 01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:26,040 You think you can mess with me? 1396 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:27,760 Ahhh... 1397 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:29,760 Ahhh... 1398 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,520 Ahhh... 1399 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:35,600 Ahhh... 1400 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,040 Sorry! 1401 01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:39,160 I go overboard sometimes. 1402 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:40,880 With what? 1403 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,040 My sense of humor. 1404 01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,000 This is your sense of humor? 1405 01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:46,440 Yeah! 1406 01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:50,440 What do you do in anger then? 1407 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:57,000 Hello. 1408 01:29:57,480 --> 01:29:58,720 Hello, mom. 1409 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:00,280 'How's the honeymoon?' 1410 01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:01,760 It's going well. 1411 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,360 'Having fun?' 1412 01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:04,840 Yeah, it's fun. 1413 01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:06,000 'Here, talk to papa.' 1414 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,040 Okay. Robbie. 1415 01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:08,240 Hi, papa! 1416 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:09,920 'How's the honeymoon?' 1417 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:11,320 It's going well. 1418 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,280 'Having fun?' 1419 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,680 Yes, it's quite fun! 1420 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,800 'Good! Here, talk to Rumi's aunt.' 1421 01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:19,760 Rumi's here. I'll pass the phone. 1422 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:23,080 Your aunt wants to talk. 1423 01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:24,440 Yes, aunty! - Rumi. 1424 01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:25,920 'How's the honeymoon?' 1425 01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:27,000 Honeymoon's going good! 1426 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,240 'Having fun?' 1427 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:29,800 No. Not so much! 1428 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,680 Actually, he forgot to get condoms. 1429 01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:35,120 By the time he bought.. 1430 01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:36,360 Hello. 1431 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:39,240 'There's some network issue!' 1432 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:41,680 I have network here. I can hear you just fine! 1433 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:45,680 Hello. 1434 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:50,800 What a ridiculous question! "How's the honeymoon?" 1435 01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:54,800 Have I ever asked them about their honeymoon? 1436 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,920 'Say hi to my friend!' 1437 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:12,280 'Who's that?' 1438 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,240 'She's my friend.' 1439 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,320 'Say hi to my girlfriend.' 1440 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:19,800 'Tell her how many times we had fyaar!' 1441 01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:21,160 'Vicky, that's personal!' 1442 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,120 'But wasn't it great?' 1443 01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:26,120 'Was what great? - Our fyaar!' 1444 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:29,760 Will she hate me now? 1445 01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,080 That's the only way she'll move on. 1446 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,680 Are you crazy? I don't want her to hate me! 1447 01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:36,640 You want her to move on. 1448 01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:40,640 But you don't want her to hate you. 1449 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:03,160 Why don't you ever question me? 1450 01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:04,800 How was your run? 1451 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,440 I didn't go for a run. 1452 01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:10,480 Okay. 1453 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,680 I'm not a virgin. 1454 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,360 Maybe you were expecting one. 1455 01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:19,240 Most Indian men come back so they can marry virgins. 1456 01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:23,240 I'm not one either. 1457 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:31,320 Don't you want to know who it was? 1458 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:55,240 Are you okay? 1459 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:02,080 Can we go back? 1460 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:04,440 I'm done with this place. 1461 01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:09,800 It rains all day anyway. 1462 01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:13,800 Hmmm. 1463 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:22,640 Dear Lord! 1464 01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:25,840 Who is it? 1465 01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:29,840 What... 1466 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:35,760 'Came back so soon?' 1467 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:37,680 'Greetings!' 1468 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:41,680 'Take the keys.' 1469 01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,000 Bless you! 1470 01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:47,000 Is she alright? 1471 01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:48,520 Is everything okay? 1472 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,320 Some tea? 1473 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:55,360 They got back from their honeymoon so early. 1474 01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:59,080 The reservation was for two weeks. They left halfway. 1475 01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:02,640 Why don't you two go in their place? 1476 01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:06,320 You guys look like you need a honeymoon! 1477 01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:08,360 Or go alone. 1478 01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:10,080 'Like in that movie 'Queen'.' 1479 01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:13,000 Maybe on that holiday, you'll realize... 1480 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:16,240 ...that the man you've spent your life with... 1481 01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:18,080 ...was never the one! 1482 01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,320 Do you charge to talk? 1483 01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:21,920 I'm sure you don't preach for free. 1484 01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:23,920 Ask your husband that question! 1485 01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:25,680 Is he getting paid to shut up? 1486 01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:27,880 It's like he's taken a vow of silence. 1487 01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:30,360 You don't get this in London. 1488 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:32,640 These pickles. 1489 01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:34,320 Dried crisps... 1490 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,640 Robbie takes it from home. 1491 01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:39,760 Once you learn to make these pickles... 1492 01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:43,760 I can retire. 1493 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:47,800 I'm going to the market. 1494 01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:49,640 'For some marketing?' 1495 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:51,320 No. Just to kill time. 1496 01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:52,680 With whom? 1497 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:55,000 With myself! 1498 01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:56,320 Where are the keys to the scooter? 1499 01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:58,600 I'll come along. Where are you going? 1500 01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:01,400 Then how will I get time alone? 1501 01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:02,640 I'll go by myself. 1502 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:07,400 Cousin has taken the scooter. 1503 01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:08,680 What is she! 1504 01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:09,720 An atom bomb! 1505 01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:14,480 Be careful... She might blow up on you. 1506 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,480 I mean it. 1507 01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:31,240 Where is he? - He's asleep. 1508 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:37,760 Wake up. 1509 01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,720 Wake up! 1510 01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:42,720 Rumi... 1511 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:47,480 This is for standing me up, that night. 1512 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,080 What's this one for? You guess. 1513 01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:52,640 Stop pretending to "move on" with Raja's girlfriend! 1514 01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,640 You're a loser! Understand? 1515 01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:57,360 A loser! 1516 01:35:57,840 --> 01:36:00,600 You're delusional if you think you let me go! 1517 01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:02,520 I dumped you! 1518 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:05,000 You need to move on! I don't! 1519 01:36:05,480 --> 01:36:06,880 I got over you, a while ago. 1520 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,040 And if you can't get that through your head... 1521 01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:13,040 ...I'll write it down for you! 1522 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,000 There! 1523 01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:30,480 Read it aloud! 1524 01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:31,480 "Rumi... " 1525 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:32,880 "went... " 1526 01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:36,320 "on her own!" 1527 01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:37,480 Went where? 1528 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,440 First crossfit. 1529 01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:40,680 'Then keto diet at Kesar Dhabha!' 1530 01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:44,000 Keto is basically Punjabi food. 1531 01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:48,800 Have you ever seen a fat Punjabi.. 1532 01:36:49,320 --> 01:36:52,800 Peanuts? 1533 01:37:04,720 --> 01:37:08,240 Oye! 1534 01:37:10,320 --> 01:37:13,800 Okay. 1535 01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:30,720 Tell me something... 1536 01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:34,720 Have you always been a monk? 1537 01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:45,320 Tell me something... 1538 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:49,320 Have you always been a witch? 1539 01:37:57,560 --> 01:38:01,040 Sometimes monks step out of their character. 1540 01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:12,920 But you are never out of character, you witch! 1541 01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:21,160 Full. 1542 01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:32,320 Ever yelled at the top of your lungs? 1543 01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:36,240 Like climbed the water tank, and just yelled "Motherf -" 1544 01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:39,760 Have you? 1545 01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:43,000 Villagers! 1546 01:38:43,480 --> 01:38:45,680 Village people! 1547 01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:47,040 What happened? 1548 01:38:47,560 --> 01:38:50,000 The kids are warming up to each other. You sleep. 1549 01:38:50,520 --> 01:38:53,000 Villagers! 1550 01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:56,120 Sorry! Again. 1551 01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:58,000 'Go for it!' - Yeah? 1552 01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,760 What's going on? - She's two drinks down. 1553 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:02,760 'What!' two drinks. 1554 01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:05,320 And Robbie. He is four down! 1555 01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:07,120 Villagers! 1556 01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:08,520 Wait a minute. 1557 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:13,040 Only one villager heard you. - You motherf- 1558 01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:14,640 Don't abuse...your mom. 1559 01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:17,840 Hello! He was calling out to you. 1560 01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,400 Goodnight. 1561 01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:21,120 Once more. 1562 01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:24,280 Ready, 1, 2, 3... 1563 01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:27,040 Friends, Romans, countrymen! 1564 01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:29,760 Romeo and Juliet want to say something! 1565 01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:31,520 But no one's listening! 1566 01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:33,720 Go to sleep! The kids have exams. 1567 01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,280 Hey... 1568 01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:38,600 Juliet wants to commit suicide... 1569 01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,800 ...and you're worried about exams! 1570 01:39:41,320 --> 01:39:43,680 Shakespeare died ages ago! 1571 01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:47,760 These folks have no idea about Romeo or Juliet or suicides! 1572 01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:51,720 Yes. Go. Live your life. 1573 01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:55,720 Losers win even after losing the game. 1574 01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:57,880 Oh my! 1575 01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:01,680 I'll never let go, Jack. You won't understand. 1576 01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:03,800 Robbie! 1577 01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,000 Whatever! 1578 01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:06,720 Villagers! 1579 01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:08,600 Oh an airplane! 1580 01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:11,360 Bye, bye, plane. 1581 01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:13,040 Bye. 1582 01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:14,400 City folks! 1583 01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:18,320 Let's go to London on that plane. 1584 01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:19,360 Let's go for a movie? 1585 01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:22,320 Just a month ago.. 1586 01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:26,240 ..male and female kids were born. 1587 01:40:26,720 --> 01:40:31,640 And they are going to be included in the group now. 1588 01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,280 Female child's name is Alisha. 1589 01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:35,360 Alias.. 1590 01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:36,360 Are you okay? 1591 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,840 Male child's name is.. 1592 01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:40,160 That is.. 1593 01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:42,480 So you only open up when you're drunk? 1594 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,640 I don't know you that well. 1595 01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:46,360 What do you mean? 1596 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,680 I know you what you look like naked, but.. 1597 01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:51,760 I still don't know if you like fritters or fries. 1598 01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:56,920 They proudly enquire.. 1599 01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:03,480 'A female monkey is attracted to the strongest male.' 1600 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,000 'During the mating season,.. 1601 01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:06,480 'Do you like Kofte?' 1602 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:10,280 ...the males display their strength.' 1603 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:14,760 Rainfall or snowfall? 1604 01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:19,120 Do you vote? 1605 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:23,280 Do you scream when you're angry? 1606 01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:27,280 Do you have your National ID? 1607 01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:32,000 In the winters, do you keep the fan on? 1608 01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:36,000 Do you pay taxes? 1609 01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,400 Do you smoke secretly? 1610 01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,600 Why secretly? 1611 01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:44,640 I smoke openly. 1612 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:48,640 Ohh... 1613 01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:52,480 Fritters. 1614 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:56,480 With hot tea. 1615 01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:25,920 'I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!' 1616 01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:29,920 I never make a second offer, once you refuse the first. 1617 01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:55,280 'This blooming love, it teases me,' 1618 01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:59,920 'O' girl, your companionship appeases me' 1619 01:43:00,440 --> 01:43:04,760 'Like a colours of a prism, pleases me' 1620 01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:08,640 'The hopeful dance in my heart, seizes me' 1621 01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:15,880 'Oceans churn within a river, like a dance' 1622 01:43:16,400 --> 01:43:18,120 "Like a dance..." 1623 01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:27,680 'Cities swing enchanted, in a trance' 1624 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:37,120 'Colours of a rainbow, that are spread amiss' 1625 01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:45,040 'Colours of a rainbow, that are spread amiss' 1626 01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:49,040 'You and I, entangled in a butterfly kiss.' 1627 01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:01,680 'I fly, fly away, a kite undeterred,' 1628 01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:05,680 'Painted in love with the colours stirred' 1629 01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:10,080 'Within my heart, Within my being,' 1630 01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:15,760 'are playing tunes unheard' 1631 01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:20,640 'O friends, I'm flying, a freebird' 1632 01:44:21,120 --> 01:44:24,520 'In this sweetest battles of glances blurred' 1633 01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:34,800 'For the shortest separation, now seems absurd !' 1634 01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:39,640 'This blooming love, it teases me,' 1635 01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:44,080 'O' girl, your companionship appeases me' 1636 01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:49,000 'Like a colours of a prism, pleases me' 1637 01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:53,040 'The hopeful dance in my heart, seizes me' 1638 01:44:53,560 --> 01:45:02,440 'Warriors abandon wars as they prance !' 1639 01:45:02,920 --> 01:45:11,720 'Seasons swing enchanted, in a trance' 1640 01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:19,840 'Colours of a rainbow, that are spread amiss' 1641 01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:22,240 'You and I, entangled in a butterfly kiss.' 1642 01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:24,720 Hello. 1643 01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:27,000 Why? 1644 01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:30,640 Where? 1645 01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:34,640 Right now? 1646 01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:13,600 I've realized my mistake. 1647 01:46:14,080 --> 01:46:17,160 I didn't have the courage to face your family. 1648 01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:21,720 But today, I told Mr. Robbie about us. 1649 01:46:22,240 --> 01:46:25,400 I can't live without you. 1650 01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:31,440 We're meant to be together. 1651 01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:35,720 I want to stay in this marriage. 1652 01:46:36,240 --> 01:46:37,880 So do I. 1653 01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:40,480 I want to stay in this marriage too. 1654 01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:43,400 Then why are we discussing this? 1655 01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,440 Discussion is a good thing. 1656 01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:49,520 Look... 1657 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,040 I don't want us to separate. 1658 01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:55,120 But what about Vicky? 1659 01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:56,640 What about him? 1660 01:46:57,120 --> 01:47:00,640 It's his problem! 1661 01:47:02,560 --> 01:47:06,680 This is your anger talking. 1662 01:47:07,160 --> 01:47:08,680 Rumi. 1663 01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:12,160 Vicky does what he does because... 1664 01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:13,720 You empower him. 1665 01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:16,800 I can ignore him. 1666 01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:19,600 Can you? 1667 01:47:20,080 --> 01:47:22,880 Until you learn to to ignore him... 1668 01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:26,280 I can't either. 1669 01:47:26,760 --> 01:47:30,240 Nor can I stop him. Because honestly... 1670 01:47:30,720 --> 01:47:32,800 ...it's not my place. 1671 01:47:33,320 --> 01:47:35,680 So...think over it. 1672 01:47:36,160 --> 01:47:39,680 If you still want to be with him - I don't want to. 1673 01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:47,440 There's no rush. 1674 01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:51,720 What did he tell you? 1675 01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:54,160 Nothing I didn't already know. 1676 01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:58,160 He just...filled in some blanks. 1677 01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:06,680 I'd decided a while ago that I want to be with you. 1678 01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:11,280 Are you convincing me? Or yourself? 1679 01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:13,080 Take your time. 1680 01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:15,480 I don't need time. 1681 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,640 I want to be with you. 1682 01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:19,680 Do you love me? 1683 01:48:20,160 --> 01:48:23,480 With time, I will! 1684 01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:27,160 I've already begun to like you. 1685 01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:31,160 I'll fall in love too. 1686 01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:38,680 Still... 1687 01:48:39,160 --> 01:48:39,680 Take your time. 1688 01:48:40,160 --> 01:48:42,000 I don't need to make a choice! 1689 01:48:42,520 --> 01:48:45,480 I made my decision when I married you. 1690 01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:47,920 Stop trying to be a martyr! 1691 01:48:48,440 --> 01:48:49,280 Sacrificing love! 1692 01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:53,280 If you're so eager to become a saint, then.. 1693 01:48:56,120 --> 01:48:58,120 Okay. 1694 01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:01,320 You know... 1695 01:49:01,800 --> 01:49:05,280 ...you can tell me anything, right? 1696 01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:07,040 Anything at all. 1697 01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:11,040 Okay. 1698 01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:22,240 Okay stop your nonsense. 1699 01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:25,160 'It's making me want fyaar.' 1700 01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:29,160 'Fyaar?' 1701 01:49:52,120 --> 01:49:53,840 Switch off the lights! 1702 01:49:54,360 --> 01:49:55,360 Why? 1703 01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:59,360 Either switch off the lights, or shut your eyes. 1704 01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:04,600 What do you want? 1705 01:50:05,080 --> 01:50:06,320 What is wrong with you? 1706 01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,640 Why did you tell him everything? 1707 01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:11,080 I won't back out this time! 1708 01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:12,720 I'll fight the world for you. 1709 01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:16,120 I live with him! - You don't have to! 1710 01:50:16,640 --> 01:50:19,680 Why can't you understand! 1711 01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:22,320 Listen! You'll find someone.. 1712 01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:25,880 But I want you. 1713 01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:28,680 I can't get you out of my mind! 1714 01:50:29,160 --> 01:50:32,400 'There's no fyaar with anyone else.' 1715 01:50:32,880 --> 01:50:34,440 No matter where I try to escape to... 1716 01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:39,000 I only find my happiness on your terrace, your streets, with you! 1717 01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:43,400 Tell me, what do I do? 1718 01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:45,920 If you can't be with me, then kill me! 1719 01:50:46,440 --> 01:50:47,440 Kill me and get this over with! 1720 01:50:47,920 --> 01:50:50,840 I can't live like this! 1721 01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:53,720 Rumi, you can count on me. 1722 01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:57,720 I'm here this time. For good! 1723 01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:32,840 How will I face him? 1724 01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:38,920 You don't have to say anything. 1725 01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,920 No one will know if you don't tell. 1726 01:52:14,760 --> 01:52:18,280 Hi. 1727 01:52:24,840 --> 01:52:28,360 What happened? 1728 01:52:30,680 --> 01:52:34,160 Rumi. 1729 01:52:57,520 --> 01:53:01,000 It's okay. Take your time. 1730 01:53:18,560 --> 01:53:22,040 It's okay. 1731 01:53:32,440 --> 01:53:36,800 'Look at me, My vexed heart, stupefied' 1732 01:53:37,320 --> 01:53:40,720 'I want to live this life, with you by my side' 1733 01:53:41,240 --> 01:53:50,760 'For slightest whim of yours, this world, I shall sacrifice.' 1734 01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:55,680 'It is only you, for whom I yearn' 1735 01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:59,520 'These colours of love, shan't fade or burn,' 1736 01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:09,800 'I'm adamant , you and I, live forever with love and laughter' 1737 01:54:10,320 --> 01:54:14,680 'This blooming love, it teases me,' 1738 01:54:15,160 --> 01:54:19,480 'O' boy, your companionship appeases me' 1739 01:54:20,000 --> 01:54:24,240 'Like a colours of a prism, pleases me' 1740 01:54:24,720 --> 01:54:28,160 'The hopeful dance in my heart, seizes me' 1741 01:54:28,680 --> 01:54:35,240 'This mystic heart swings, upon a single glance,' 1742 01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:37,640 "Dances..." 1743 01:54:38,120 --> 01:54:44,680 'The poet within me, indulged in a platonic dance' 1744 01:54:45,160 --> 01:54:51,120 "Dances..." 1745 01:54:51,640 --> 01:54:52,000 "Dances..." 1746 01:54:52,520 --> 01:54:55,000 Why aren't you taking Vicky's calls? 1747 01:54:55,480 --> 01:54:57,680 Or replying to his texts? 1748 01:54:58,160 --> 01:55:00,040 He thought everything is resolved! 1749 01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:03,520 But you aren't talking to him again. 1750 01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:08,000 He's drinking night and day. Please talk to him once. 1751 01:55:08,480 --> 01:55:10,240 Who are you? Who's this man? 1752 01:55:10,720 --> 01:55:12,120 Murmuring in my ear constantly. 1753 01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:16,120 What do you need, sir? 1754 01:55:26,000 --> 01:55:29,480 Call me back! I'm dying here. 1755 01:55:51,120 --> 01:55:55,600 Please meet me once! I'm begging you. 1756 01:55:56,080 --> 01:55:58,400 I was thinking of stopping by our shop. 1757 01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:00,000 It's been awhile. 1758 01:56:00,480 --> 01:56:01,360 Should I drop you there? 1759 01:56:01,840 --> 01:56:05,360 It's okay. I'll take a rickshaw. 1760 01:57:10,440 --> 01:57:13,920 No one's home. 1761 01:57:54,280 --> 01:57:55,800 Why did you stop taking my calls? 1762 01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:58,520 I told you we're done. 1763 01:57:59,000 --> 01:57:59,760 Don't do it. 1764 01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:01,000 Don't do it! 1765 01:58:01,520 --> 01:58:02,440 Don't do it! 1766 01:58:02,920 --> 01:58:04,440 If you want me to stop, then ask me to stop. 1767 01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:05,680 I said stop! 1768 01:58:06,160 --> 01:58:07,160 Can't you hear me! 1769 01:58:07,680 --> 01:58:10,480 You wanted to talk, right? Then talk. 1770 01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:12,600 You keep pouncing on me! 1771 01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:15,320 Rumi, last time when - What last time? 1772 01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:19,320 Last time was my mistake! 1773 01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:26,040 Listen... 1774 01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:28,000 If I hadn't married Robbie... 1775 01:58:28,480 --> 01:58:30,920 I wouldn't have stopped you. - As long as you stay married... 1776 01:58:31,440 --> 01:58:33,360 ...you'll keep making this mistake! 1777 01:58:33,840 --> 01:58:35,600 Tell me something. 1778 01:58:36,080 --> 01:58:38,440 When your Robbie makes love to you... 1779 01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:42,040 ...do you close your eyes and imagine me? 1780 01:58:42,560 --> 01:58:46,040 Or do you look into his eyes? 1781 01:59:09,600 --> 01:59:17,120 'A wounded heart bleeding,' 1782 01:59:17,640 --> 01:59:25,120 'Crumbling homes of broken love.' 1783 01:59:25,640 --> 01:59:33,120 'As I fall into the abyss,' 1784 01:59:33,640 --> 01:59:45,120 'With teary eyes, I retreat.' 1785 01:59:45,640 --> 01:59:53,160 'This heart echoes with silent screams' 1786 01:59:53,680 --> 02:00:01,080 'Unrequited love, perched with shadows gleam' 1787 02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:09,080 'Love's pious and pure, though dirty it may seem,' 1788 02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:17,120 'A callous, wet hem, neither hope, nor a dream' 1789 02:00:17,640 --> 02:00:25,160 'While my heart echoes with silent screams' 1790 02:00:25,680 --> 02:00:32,080 'Unrequited love, perched with shadow gleams' 1791 02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:40,160 'Whose syllable fell, agape and unseen' 1792 02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:48,120 'Whose syllable fell, agape and unseen' 1793 02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:52,120 "Love.." 1794 02:00:52,640 --> 02:00:56,120 "Love.." 1795 02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:21,120 'This heart echoes with silent screams' 1796 02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:29,160 'Unrequited love, perched with shadows gleam' 1797 02:01:29,680 --> 02:01:37,080 'Love's pious and pure, though dirty it may seem,' 1798 02:01:37,600 --> 02:01:45,040 'A callous, wet hem, neither hope, nor a dream' 1799 02:01:45,560 --> 02:01:48,040 'While my heart whispers silent screams' 1800 02:01:48,560 --> 02:01:56,120 'Poems of love fell, agape and unseen' 1801 02:01:56,640 --> 02:02:04,040 'Those syllable fell, agape and unseen' 1802 02:02:04,560 --> 02:02:08,080 "Love.." 1803 02:02:08,600 --> 02:02:12,120 "Love.." 1804 02:02:12,640 --> 02:02:16,120 'Broken wings of murky night Forlorn, hurt with that sight' 1805 02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:20,080 'Rainbows jaded by this smite Laughters swayed by this slight' 1806 02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:24,000 'Broken wings of murky night Forlorn, hurt with that sight' 1807 02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:31,280 'Rainbows jaded by this smite Laughters swayed by this slight' 1808 02:02:31,760 --> 02:02:39,160 'My heart echoes with silent screams' 1809 02:02:39,680 --> 02:02:43,160 'Unrequited love, perched with shadow gleams' 1810 02:02:59,600 --> 02:03:04,480 "Unrequited love." 1811 02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:07,120 You could've told me you'll be late. 1812 02:03:07,640 --> 02:03:10,400 I was waiting for you. 1813 02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:13,480 I waited up, last night too. 1814 02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:15,520 You could've just told me... 1815 02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:19,880 You could've told me... 1816 02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:23,880 You still imagine him when you close your eyes. 1817 02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:34,360 You could've told me... 1818 02:03:34,840 --> 02:03:38,360 ...that you still haven't forgotten his touch. 1819 02:03:45,800 --> 02:03:49,240 You deserve him. 1820 02:03:49,720 --> 02:03:51,800 You're perfect for each other. 1821 02:03:52,320 --> 02:03:55,640 He can't stand up for you, you can't stand up for yourself. 1822 02:03:56,120 --> 02:03:58,240 Neither of you have anything better to do... 1823 02:03:58,720 --> 02:04:00,160 ...than keep going back and forth! 1824 02:04:00,680 --> 02:04:02,840 You feed off each other! 1825 02:04:03,360 --> 02:04:06,840 You make me sick. 1826 02:04:10,280 --> 02:04:13,320 You still have a choice. 1827 02:04:13,800 --> 02:04:17,320 I'd said that to you. 1828 02:04:20,600 --> 02:04:24,240 And I gave you that choice... 1829 02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:28,240 ...because I love you. 1830 02:04:30,920 --> 02:04:34,440 Very-very much. 1831 02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:43,080 But your lies... 1832 02:04:43,600 --> 02:04:47,080 Destroyed everything! 1833 02:05:04,240 --> 02:05:09,040 I... - Don't. 1834 02:05:09,560 --> 02:05:12,120 Just... 1835 02:05:12,640 --> 02:05:16,120 Just... 1836 02:05:31,640 --> 02:05:35,840 Next time, when you need to go see him... 1837 02:05:36,360 --> 02:05:39,760 Take the car. 1838 02:05:40,280 --> 02:05:41,800 Don't go in a rickshaw or on a bike. 1839 02:05:42,320 --> 02:05:45,800 With your face hidden like a thief! 1840 02:06:23,640 --> 02:06:26,920 I'm sorry about last night. 1841 02:06:27,440 --> 02:06:30,920 I overstepped. 1842 02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:36,840 Rumi. 1843 02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:41,520 I don't want to stay in this marriage. 1844 02:06:43,520 --> 02:06:47,640 We haven't registered it yet. 1845 02:06:48,120 --> 02:06:52,280 So legally it shouldn't be a problem. 1846 02:06:52,760 --> 02:06:56,280 So, you want to end this? 1847 02:06:57,840 --> 02:07:01,360 This was never a marriage. 1848 02:07:05,160 --> 02:07:07,600 You don't have to worry. 1849 02:07:08,080 --> 02:07:10,800 You won't have to take the blame. 1850 02:07:11,320 --> 02:07:14,040 Anyway, there are many Indian men... 1851 02:07:14,560 --> 02:07:17,480 ...who come from London or Canada to marry a virgin. 1852 02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:22,440 And disappear after the honeymoon. 1853 02:07:22,920 --> 02:07:24,400 They'll assume I'm one of them. 1854 02:07:24,880 --> 02:07:27,480 Have you lost your mind? 1855 02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:29,160 This is not a game. 1856 02:07:29,680 --> 02:07:33,160 Marry today, separate tomorrow! 1857 02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:35,400 You're not playing with your dollhouse. 1858 02:07:35,880 --> 02:07:39,400 This is a marriage. 1859 02:07:41,000 --> 02:07:44,640 That ... 1860 02:07:45,120 --> 02:07:46,400 S... 1861 02:07:46,880 --> 02:07:50,280 Sandhus's son... 1862 02:07:50,760 --> 02:07:53,000 Is he the reason? 1863 02:07:53,480 --> 02:07:56,000 So what? 1864 02:07:56,480 --> 02:07:58,360 She is your wife. 1865 02:07:58,840 --> 02:08:02,040 These affairs are all forgotten in time. 1866 02:08:02,560 --> 02:08:05,840 You'll get over it. 1867 02:08:06,360 --> 02:08:09,840 Son.. 1868 02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:24,400 Son... 1869 02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:26,440 I thought... 1870 02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:29,480 ...you'd pull through. 1871 02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:31,480 I tried, dad! 1872 02:08:32,000 --> 02:08:33,920 We tried our best to counsel them. 1873 02:08:34,440 --> 02:08:35,640 But they had already decided to separate. 1874 02:08:36,120 --> 02:08:37,760 It's their life. 1875 02:08:38,280 --> 02:08:40,280 Water purifier. Last one. 1876 02:08:40,760 --> 02:08:42,360 You had gifted 21 dresses. 1877 02:08:42,840 --> 02:08:46,360 20 of them are in the suitcase and she's wearing one. 1878 02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:01,640 This is embarrassing. 1879 02:09:02,120 --> 02:09:04,520 Annulment requires you to return the gifts. 1880 02:09:05,000 --> 02:09:10,360 I need to keep a paper trail for legal matters. 1881 02:09:10,840 --> 02:09:15,240 Should I make you some tea? 1882 02:09:15,720 --> 02:09:17,480 I can make some. 1883 02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:20,120 Some other time. 1884 02:09:20,640 --> 02:09:24,120 If I stay for tea now... 1885 02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:31,040 When your luggage comes back from London... 1886 02:09:31,560 --> 02:09:35,040 I'll bring it here. 1887 02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:55,600 Our girl has finally become a woman. 1888 02:09:56,080 --> 02:09:57,640 When will your boy become a man? 1889 02:09:58,120 --> 02:10:00,440 Don't worry, uncle. I'll get a proper look. 1890 02:10:00,920 --> 02:10:05,480 No more hair tattoos. 1891 02:10:06,000 --> 02:10:09,480 Hi! 1892 02:10:13,840 --> 02:10:14,400 'I've...' 1893 02:10:14,880 --> 02:10:16,160 '...called the salon.' 1894 02:10:16,680 --> 02:10:18,600 'Robbie came home with your luggage.' 1895 02:10:19,080 --> 02:10:19,880 Get rid of the colors. 1896 02:10:20,400 --> 02:10:21,680 Definitely! - Get a proper job. 1897 02:10:22,160 --> 02:10:23,480 Actually, we'd got this done together... 1898 02:10:24,000 --> 02:10:27,480 So yes, I mean, I'll get rid of the colors. 1899 02:10:35,680 --> 02:10:40,640 'For you I left the world behind,' 1900 02:10:41,120 --> 02:10:45,840 'For you I left the world behind,' 1901 02:10:46,360 --> 02:10:51,000 'For you I left the world behind,' 1902 02:10:51,480 --> 02:10:56,640 'I tried to to stop myself, But my heart's made up its mind' 1903 02:10:57,120 --> 02:11:05,800 'I tried to to stop myself, But my heart's made up its mind' 1904 02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:09,080 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1905 02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:11,320 'If luck is not on your side, then call 564322 (TC apply).' 1906 02:11:11,800 --> 02:11:16,600 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1907 02:11:17,080 --> 02:11:21,320 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1908 02:11:21,800 --> 02:11:25,320 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1909 02:11:37,240 --> 02:11:38,720 My cousin Tony lives in Sydney. 1910 02:11:39,240 --> 02:11:41,520 He runs a cab company. - Tony who? 1911 02:11:42,000 --> 02:11:43,520 Tony is my sister's son. 1912 02:11:44,000 --> 02:11:45,440 So you'll work as a cab driver? 1913 02:11:45,920 --> 02:11:46,880 No! Not a cab driver. 1914 02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:48,920 He has like 25 odd cabs. 1915 02:11:49,440 --> 02:11:50,520 - Serve them first. - He's managing it all alone. 1916 02:11:51,000 --> 02:11:52,320 I'll help him run his business. 1917 02:11:52,800 --> 02:11:54,040 And whenever I can, I'll DJ. 1918 02:11:54,560 --> 02:11:56,520 So you'll drive cabs. 1919 02:11:57,000 --> 02:11:58,840 No, uncle. A cab company! 1920 02:11:59,360 --> 02:12:00,640 We'll have cab drivers working for us! 1921 02:12:01,120 --> 02:12:02,760 Tony and I will supervise and manage the company. 1922 02:12:03,280 --> 02:12:04,440 But I won't sit idle. 1923 02:12:04,920 --> 02:12:06,720 That's the plan. 1924 02:12:07,240 --> 02:12:12,000 Can Vicky and I have our tea on the terrace? 1925 02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:14,840 Vicky you aren't ready for marriage. 1926 02:12:15,360 --> 02:12:16,040 What? 1927 02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:18,040 You were right. 1928 02:12:18,560 --> 02:12:20,920 I was wrong. 1929 02:12:21,440 --> 02:12:23,040 You aren't ready to get married. 1930 02:12:23,560 --> 02:12:25,800 What happened? 1931 02:12:26,320 --> 02:12:28,640 You know, I hit the jackpot! 1932 02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:33,000 That you were my first love. 1933 02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:36,840 For me, there'll never be another... 1934 02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:39,640 ...like you. 1935 02:12:40,120 --> 02:12:43,320 If someone can't see how special you are... 1936 02:12:43,800 --> 02:12:47,320 Then they're blind. 1937 02:12:48,560 --> 02:12:50,880 But... 1938 02:12:51,400 --> 02:12:53,040 ...you aren't husband material. 1939 02:12:53,560 --> 02:12:55,280 "Husband material"? 1940 02:12:55,760 --> 02:12:59,280 What does this mean? 1941 02:13:03,280 --> 02:13:06,480 You want to go back to him. 1942 02:13:07,000 --> 02:13:09,720 If wanting was enough, life would be simple. 1943 02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:11,720 But I'm responsible now. 1944 02:13:12,240 --> 02:13:14,240 I'll work hard. I won't let you down this time. 1945 02:13:14,720 --> 02:13:17,160 You need to let me go. 1946 02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:20,240 Let go. 1947 02:13:20,720 --> 02:13:23,800 We're better off as friends. 1948 02:13:24,320 --> 02:13:27,440 What will marriage do for us? 1949 02:13:27,920 --> 02:13:31,520 You'll own me, I'll own you. 1950 02:13:32,000 --> 02:13:35,520 Why should we tie each other down? 1951 02:13:38,720 --> 02:13:40,160 You should go to Australia. 1952 02:13:40,680 --> 02:13:42,000 Find a new life. 1953 02:13:42,480 --> 02:13:44,840 I've just begun to understand myself. 1954 02:13:45,360 --> 02:13:46,680 Only God knows what's in store for me! 1955 02:13:47,160 --> 02:13:50,680 I'm not even sure if there's anything for me. 1956 02:14:17,000 --> 02:14:21,760 'Why do my eyes deceive me so?' 1957 02:14:22,280 --> 02:14:24,160 'Why am I unable to let you go?' 1958 02:14:24,680 --> 02:14:30,320 'Why am I unable to let you go?' 1959 02:14:30,800 --> 02:14:37,400 'Oh, why do we doubt this love of ours,' 1960 02:14:37,880 --> 02:14:40,240 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1961 02:14:40,720 --> 02:14:42,800 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1962 02:14:43,320 --> 02:14:46,080 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1963 02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:48,680 "Yes..." 1964 02:14:49,160 --> 02:14:53,880 'You are my spirit, You are my being' 1965 02:14:54,400 --> 02:14:59,120 'You are everything.' 1966 02:14:59,640 --> 02:15:01,720 'You are everything.' 1967 02:15:02,240 --> 02:15:05,000 'You are everything.' 1968 02:15:05,480 --> 02:15:07,840 Tomorrow we get anulled. 1969 02:15:08,360 --> 02:15:10,000 Rumi and I. 1970 02:15:10,520 --> 02:15:12,080 Everyone's been saying... 1971 02:15:12,600 --> 02:15:13,720 "It was only an arranged marriage." 1972 02:15:14,240 --> 02:15:16,600 "Barely a couple of weeks in. Try again." 1973 02:15:17,080 --> 02:15:20,600 Settling down is very important. 1974 02:15:22,840 --> 02:15:24,760 I'm not promising that... 1975 02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:26,640 ...we'll fall in love. 1976 02:15:27,120 --> 02:15:29,480 We really don't know. 1977 02:15:30,000 --> 02:15:33,920 Yes. 1978 02:15:34,440 --> 02:15:37,680 I promise not to cheat on you. 1979 02:15:38,160 --> 02:15:41,680 I won't lie either. 1980 02:15:43,480 --> 02:15:44,520 Honestly, I just... 1981 02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:47,120 ...wanted to tell you everything about Rumi. 1982 02:15:47,640 --> 02:15:49,240 Yeah, you've told me everything. 1983 02:15:49,720 --> 02:15:50,880 About Rumi. 1984 02:15:51,400 --> 02:15:54,880 Do you want to ask me anything? 1985 02:16:00,880 --> 02:16:04,400 What's my name? 1986 02:16:06,720 --> 02:16:08,120 There's no rush. 1987 02:16:08,640 --> 02:16:09,640 Take your time. 1988 02:16:10,120 --> 02:16:15,080 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1989 02:16:15,600 --> 02:16:20,400 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1990 02:16:20,880 --> 02:16:25,640 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1991 02:16:26,120 --> 02:16:33,720 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1992 02:16:34,240 --> 02:16:37,840 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1993 02:16:38,360 --> 02:16:42,880 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1994 02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:48,040 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1995 02:16:48,560 --> 02:16:51,640 Sorry Kakaji! I'm late, I know. 1996 02:16:52,120 --> 02:16:53,640 Hello! 1997 02:16:54,120 --> 02:16:57,640 This way ... 1998 02:16:58,800 --> 02:17:02,640 Kakaji got you another proposal already? 1999 02:17:03,120 --> 02:17:04,840 Congratulations. 2000 02:17:05,360 --> 02:17:08,920 When's the wedding? 2001 02:17:09,440 --> 02:17:12,760 Why didn't Vicky come with you? 2002 02:17:13,280 --> 02:17:16,760 He moved to Australia. 2003 02:17:17,280 --> 02:17:19,480 Read it once. 2004 02:17:20,000 --> 02:17:21,920 Groom's family has to return the dowry. 2005 02:17:22,440 --> 02:17:23,000 Done. 2006 02:17:23,480 --> 02:17:25,880 They have to pay for the expenses incurred too. 2007 02:17:26,400 --> 02:17:26,880 That's also done. 2008 02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:33,640 Alright! Just sign and the marriage is annulled. 2009 02:17:34,120 --> 02:17:36,520 Does she play hockey? 2010 02:17:37,000 --> 02:17:40,680 Please sign! - Give them a minute. 2011 02:17:41,160 --> 02:17:42,640 Let them have a moment. 2012 02:17:43,120 --> 02:17:44,000 She's a doctor. 2013 02:17:44,480 --> 02:17:45,120 A dentist. 2014 02:17:45,640 --> 02:17:47,360 She did my root canal. 2015 02:17:47,840 --> 02:17:50,800 It didn't hurt at all! 2016 02:17:51,320 --> 02:17:54,000 They're the most respected dentist family in town. 2017 02:17:54,520 --> 02:17:58,160 Sir. Another case is her. 2018 02:17:58,680 --> 02:17:59,160 Does she ride a bike? 2019 02:17:59,680 --> 02:17:59,920 Yes. 2020 02:18:00,440 --> 02:18:01,840 'Wait man! Can't you see?' 2021 02:18:02,360 --> 02:18:05,680 They're having a moment! 2022 02:18:06,160 --> 02:18:09,680 No. 2023 02:18:36,760 --> 02:18:40,280 All the best. 2024 02:18:46,080 --> 02:18:47,920 How are you going home? 2025 02:18:48,440 --> 02:18:52,440 It's close by. I'll walk. 2026 02:18:52,920 --> 02:18:56,440 I'll walk you. 2027 02:19:16,120 --> 02:19:21,120 I've heard it rains quite a bit in London. 2028 02:19:21,640 --> 02:19:25,120 I like rainfall over snowfall. 2029 02:19:28,160 --> 02:19:30,120 I've voted in the last two elections. 2030 02:19:30,640 --> 02:19:31,720 Each time, I promise myself... 2031 02:19:32,240 --> 02:19:33,240 ...that if we end up with a useless government... 2032 02:19:33,720 --> 02:19:37,440 ...I won't vote ever again. 2033 02:19:37,920 --> 02:19:41,440 But I guess I will. 2034 02:19:46,440 --> 02:19:48,000 I have my National ID. 2035 02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:50,680 But I haven't linked it to my accounts yet. 2036 02:19:51,160 --> 02:19:52,840 They spam my inbox with reminders. 2037 02:19:53,360 --> 02:19:55,640 It pisses me off! 2038 02:19:56,120 --> 02:19:57,040 And whenever I get angry... 2039 02:19:57,560 --> 02:20:01,040 'I eat really spicy paani puris!' 2040 02:20:04,560 --> 02:20:05,400 In the winters ... 2041 02:20:05,880 --> 02:20:09,400 I keep the fan on, but get cozy under my blanket. 2042 02:20:15,320 --> 02:20:17,800 My parents died early. 2043 02:20:18,320 --> 02:20:23,360 So I manipulate everyone to get my way. 2044 02:20:23,840 --> 02:20:26,640 Later, I cry alone in my room. 2045 02:20:27,120 --> 02:20:30,640 I can be melodramatic! 2046 02:20:33,280 --> 02:20:35,240 'I don't like Kofte!' 2047 02:20:35,720 --> 02:20:39,240 But I can devour yogurt dumplings! 2048 02:20:47,160 --> 02:20:49,320 I'm the witch! 2049 02:20:49,800 --> 02:20:54,680 But when Grandpa says that my penalty hits are like dad's ... 2050 02:20:55,160 --> 02:20:58,760 ...I melt completely. 2051 02:20:59,280 --> 02:21:02,760 In here. 2052 02:21:04,720 --> 02:21:06,400 I was the first guy in our group ... 2053 02:21:06,880 --> 02:21:09,040 ...to kiss a girl. 2054 02:21:09,560 --> 02:21:14,920 9th Grade! Behind the water cooler. 2055 02:21:15,440 --> 02:21:17,080 Her name was Kanika. 2056 02:21:17,600 --> 02:21:20,920 The day she was getting married ... 2057 02:21:21,440 --> 02:21:24,320 ...she wanted a goodbye kiss. 2058 02:21:24,800 --> 02:21:25,600 I kissed her but ... 2059 02:21:26,080 --> 02:21:30,160 But her aunt saw us. 2060 02:21:30,680 --> 02:21:32,120 That was the day ... 2061 02:21:32,640 --> 02:21:35,000 I broke all the long jump records! 2062 02:21:35,520 --> 02:21:39,000 From her terrace to her neighbor's! 2063 02:21:41,520 --> 02:21:44,240 I was 24 when I had a car accident. 2064 02:21:44,720 --> 02:21:48,880 The car was totaled but I was safe. 2065 02:21:49,400 --> 02:21:51,280 Karan lost his leg. 2066 02:21:51,760 --> 02:21:56,080 He uses a prosthetic leg now. 2067 02:21:56,600 --> 02:22:00,000 Karan is my best friend. 2068 02:22:00,520 --> 02:22:04,440 Since then I've been a monk. 2069 02:22:04,920 --> 02:22:06,520 But... 2070 02:22:07,000 --> 02:22:10,360 I step out of character when I'm around you. 2071 02:22:10,840 --> 02:22:11,720 He lives in London too? 2072 02:22:12,240 --> 02:22:14,400 He's already opened my Tinder account. 2073 02:22:14,880 --> 02:22:16,880 Vicky and I met on Tinder too. 2074 02:22:17,400 --> 02:22:20,280 You know how they suggest profiles based on proximity. 2075 02:22:20,760 --> 02:22:21,920 His profile popped up. 2076 02:22:22,440 --> 02:22:24,640 Swiped right as soon as I saw him. 2077 02:22:25,120 --> 02:22:28,080 Haven't used Tinder since that day. 2078 02:22:28,600 --> 02:22:32,080 We deleted the app from each other's phones. 2079 02:22:35,360 --> 02:22:37,000 Tell me something. 2080 02:22:37,520 --> 02:22:41,000 If you knew about Vicky, then why did you marry me? 2081 02:22:47,080 --> 02:22:48,640 When you already had Vicky in your life ... 2082 02:22:49,120 --> 02:22:51,600 Why did you agree? 2083 02:22:52,080 --> 02:22:53,320 Because I was angry. 2084 02:22:53,800 --> 02:22:57,320 I would've married anybody. 2085 02:22:59,440 --> 02:23:02,920 And I wanted to take advantage of that. 2086 02:23:05,120 --> 02:23:08,360 Why? 2087 02:23:08,840 --> 02:23:12,920 Because I liked you a lot. 2088 02:23:13,440 --> 02:23:16,920 Liked me or found me hot? 2089 02:23:22,440 --> 02:23:23,440 First, I found you hot. 2090 02:23:23,920 --> 02:23:26,240 Then I liked you. 2091 02:23:26,720 --> 02:23:29,240 It was the exact opposite for you. 2092 02:23:29,720 --> 02:23:33,240 First, I liked you. 2093 02:23:38,920 --> 02:23:43,520 What kind of girl were you looking for? 2094 02:23:44,000 --> 02:23:48,640 Someone who doesn't ride bikes, or play hockey. 2095 02:23:49,120 --> 02:23:50,920 But here you had bikes, hockey... 2096 02:23:51,440 --> 02:23:53,000 And a Vicky! 2097 02:23:53,520 --> 02:23:56,640 And you still married me. 2098 02:23:57,120 --> 02:23:58,640 Yes. 2099 02:23:59,120 --> 02:24:00,920 Are you crazy? 2100 02:24:01,440 --> 02:24:03,040 Yes. 2101 02:24:03,560 --> 02:24:07,040 Sorry. I mean you were crazy! 2102 02:24:10,600 --> 02:24:14,080 I still am. 2103 02:24:15,800 --> 02:24:19,320 So why did you break up? 2104 02:24:22,880 --> 02:24:26,000 I thought I could deal with Vicky. 2105 02:24:26,480 --> 02:24:29,880 I couldn't. 2106 02:24:30,400 --> 02:24:33,880 Was it when you saw us together? 2107 02:24:42,120 --> 02:24:43,760 When... 2108 02:24:44,280 --> 02:24:45,360 He asked you a question... 2109 02:24:45,840 --> 02:24:49,360 ...that you couldn't answer. 2110 02:24:51,840 --> 02:24:55,360 Which question? 2111 02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:05,400 "Do you..." 2112 02:25:05,880 --> 02:25:08,120 "...close your eyes and imagine him.." 2113 02:25:08,640 --> 02:25:12,120 "..or open them and look at me?" 2114 02:25:18,080 --> 02:25:20,000 What could I have said? 2115 02:25:20,480 --> 02:25:22,120 If I'd told him the truth, he wouldn't have let me go. 2116 02:25:22,640 --> 02:25:24,800 And I didn't want to lie. 2117 02:25:25,320 --> 02:25:28,800 So I kept quiet. 2118 02:25:37,360 --> 02:25:38,120 But now, when I close my eyes... 2119 02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:42,120 ...I don't see him anymore. 2120 02:25:52,520 --> 02:25:56,000 Bye. 2121 02:25:57,560 --> 02:26:01,040 Bye. 2122 02:26:21,920 --> 02:26:25,440 The next time you're in town, I'll show you my penalty hit. 2123 02:26:35,920 --> 02:26:39,440 Did you deactivate your Facebook? Or block me? 2124 02:26:46,480 --> 02:26:48,680 Send me a friend request again. 2125 02:26:49,160 --> 02:26:52,680 I'll accept it. 2126 02:27:27,320 --> 02:27:28,600 By the way, we still have two complimentary breakfasts... 2127 02:27:29,080 --> 02:27:32,600 ...pending in Kashmir. 2128 02:28:06,160 --> 02:28:11,400 'I am painted by your colors, now and forever' 2129 02:28:11,880 --> 02:28:17,080 'I am flying away with you, now and forever' 2130 02:28:17,600 --> 02:28:22,800 'I yield in to whims with you, As your heart desires' 2131 02:28:23,320 --> 02:28:28,640 'Take me wherever with you, As your heart desires' 2132 02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:34,480 'Share your dreams with me, As your heart desires' 2133 02:28:35,000 --> 02:28:39,720 'All your wishes flying free As your heart desires' 2134 02:28:40,240 --> 02:28:45,440 'Pockets of Love-prayers' 2135 02:28:45,920 --> 02:28:51,120 'Accepted, take me higher' 2136 02:28:51,640 --> 02:28:57,000 'Disobey the ways of this world' 2137 02:28:57,480 --> 02:29:02,080 'As this heart desires' 2138 02:29:02,600 --> 02:29:06,080 'As this heart desires' 2139 02:29:29,480 --> 02:29:32,040 "You're in my heart." 2140 02:29:32,560 --> 02:29:34,920 "You're in my thought." 2141 02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:37,840 "You've obliged me." 2142 02:29:38,360 --> 02:29:40,760 "I can never forget." 2143 02:29:41,280 --> 02:29:43,640 "I'm all yours." 2144 02:29:44,120 --> 02:29:46,600 "Your personality has impressed me." 2145 02:29:47,080 --> 02:29:49,400 "My desires.." 2146 02:29:49,880 --> 02:29:52,320 "..are linked with you." 2147 02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:55,160 "Desires are linked with you." 2148 02:29:55,680 --> 02:29:59,760 "Desires are linked with you." 2149 02:30:00,280 --> 02:30:05,680 "I will tolerate all your tantrums. As your heart desires." 2150 02:30:06,160 --> 02:30:11,520 "I will smile whenever you say. As your heart desires." 2151 02:30:12,000 --> 02:30:17,120 "I will feel proud of your love. As your heart desires." 2152 02:30:17,640 --> 02:30:22,280 "I will adorn as your heart desires." 2153 02:30:22,760 --> 02:30:28,000 'Pockets of Love-prayers' 2154 02:30:28,480 --> 02:30:33,680 'Accepted, take me higher' 2155 02:30:34,160 --> 02:30:39,600 'Disobey the ways of this world' 2156 02:30:40,080 --> 02:30:45,280 'As this heart desires' 2157 02:30:45,760 --> 02:30:48,120 'As this heart desires' 2158 02:30:48,640 --> 02:30:50,880 'As this heart desires' 2159 02:30:51,400 --> 02:30:55,280 'As this heart desires' 2160 02:30:55,760 --> 02:30:59,680 'As this heart desires' 2161 02:31:00,160 --> 02:31:02,400 'As this heart desires' 2162 02:31:02,880 --> 02:31:07,000 'As this heart desires' 2163 02:31:07,480 --> 02:31:10,080 'As this heart desires' 2164 02:31:10,600 --> 02:31:14,720 'As this heart desires'